What are these?

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www.schuh.co.uk/womens/irregular-choice-pom-pom-poodle-white-and-purple-flat-shoes/1364352860/

Who, what and why?

And £90 to boot!

I know I'm old (well in my 30s) but really? Is this what's new nowadays?

Yikes! :o

They look literally like clown shoes - as in they would be a good choice for a real clown.

So that's the "who" sorted out...

What were you shopping for OP, in order to come across them?

Just trainers! I made the mistake of thinking that I would check the "new arrivals" ...

For the record- I have conservative trainer taste ...

More money than sense if you pay £90 for kids trainers.

I have literally just seen a girl wearing these exact shoes at our local park. She was about 12 and looked bloody daft. Shocked at how expensive they are!

They start at 3.5 but they are in the adult section!

Irregular Choice is quite 'lively' in their design decisions. Remember their split toe flats from the 00s?

www.schuh.co.uk/womens/irregular-choice-rootinest-tootinest-cowgirl-red-and-yellow-high-heels/1159769970/

You may have a point - was just continuing my trainer search and came across more in the new arrivals section.

The toy story inspired collection...

I love irregular choice but they're too narrow for me and I don't have the money to buy them just to look at DD is lusting after the toy story ones

They genuinely look like they've been decorated by a 5YO. And I mean both the design and the skill

I loathe irregular choice and I don't say that about many shoes.

I love the tamer Irregular Choice shoes but those ones are vile!