Phantom posts are a thing, Flo, I've sworn up and down I'd posted random musings only for them to disappear. Most of the time not a bad thing
I'm also convinced MN hides other people's posts sometimes as I'd never seen them before whilst remembering the posts before and after it 
Auld, they're €6 per half a kilo here and 3 for a euro in an out of the way supermarket which seems pretty reasonable in comparison but still a bit of an investment. I was actually thinking of using Ame in the grape apricot flavour as the rum substitute. Since it's naturally sweetened I figured I could skip the sugar syrup as well or use less. I've always assumed Ame's a French non alcoholic wine alternative but maybe it's a local thing or even German? The raspberry bramble one works well in a mock Bellini.
Bani, men's jeans are the exception, they're really poor fitting if you're curvy IME.
Mango chunks would be nice too, quirky. Can you have that? Or just have Bellini's (with or without alcohol), they're amazingly delicious in hot weather too and everything for it is in season now.
I will wait patiently with you, Sophie 
I've received my shipping notification, well actually three so here's hoping I didn't order three
Anyhow, I've finally found myself a bag, hopefully, final judgement when it gets here tomorrow from Italy. Won't be to everyone's taste but I really like it. It's by Rokh, another Phoebe Philo protégé when he worked at Celine. South Korean originally, I seem to be having a bit of a love affair with the SK designers at the moment, my wishlists are full of them. Only launched this year, am hoping it's not too floppy and retains its shape and is actually practical in real life. Have attached pics and will attach some others from his collection that caught my eye.