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Is she wearing the stair runner?

37 replies

Mumsnut · 25/04/2018 17:39

www.boden.co.uk/en-gb/clearance/womens-dresses/smart-day-dresses/ww294-nav/womens-multi-lace-greta-shift-dress

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Mumsnut · 25/04/2018 17:40

Blimey! Just noticed the £300 price tag ...

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elephantoverthehill · 25/04/2018 17:41

Not the stair runner but the wallpaper from our bathroom in the 70s.

somewheresorted · 25/04/2018 17:42

Still £180 in the sale! Vile dress but have never got the Boden thing.

ChristianGreysAnatomy · 25/04/2018 17:42

Definitely been attacked by a rug. Her hair’s all been messed up too poor lass.
But don’t worry, it’s only 180 quid now.

StopBeingNosey · 25/04/2018 17:42

Don’t exaggerate mumsnut. For some inexplicable reason it’s now reduced. For a mere £180 you too could look like you’ve been rolled up in a curtain from the 70’s.

SunshineOutdoors · 25/04/2018 17:50

I quite like it Blush But I’m 5’2” so would definitely look wrapped up in a carpet.

Mumsnut · 25/04/2018 17:59

Yep Nosey, it's a bargain!

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FriendlyOcelot · 25/04/2018 18:13

Gosh it looks like a dodgy pub carpet. I’d expect it to come complete with sticky beer spills and remnants of fag ash and urine-soaked peanuts left over from the 1980s.

FriendlyOcelot · 25/04/2018 18:16

I really can’t get over how horrible it is in fact! As pps say the design really looks as if the model has been rolled up in a carpet. Or maybe the lovely brown curtains from my school hall.

Justabadwife · 25/04/2018 18:17

It's bloody awful. Also I hate the shadow on her arm, it's makes the whole pic look really weird and photoshopped. (Or maybe it's just me) 😂😂

FriendlyOcelot · 25/04/2018 18:21

Yy justa. Her arm looks contorted, her body looks a bit twisted, her hair’s all over the shop and she looks really confused. Which I suppose seeing as she’s just been rolled up in a carpet was the look they were aiming for.

FriendlyOcelot · 25/04/2018 18:22

Three people have actually bought it and given it a five star rating! Shock I hope they didn’t pay £300 for that shocker.

SukiTheDog · 25/04/2018 18:37

Could be the curtains from our Indian takeaway. Boden, what are you thinking?

MikeWyzowski · 25/04/2018 18:40

But it was HAND DRAWN!!!!! Hence the price tag, obvs. Hmm

It's polyester too

Bejazzled · 25/04/2018 18:41

Model looks pished

SukiTheDog · 25/04/2018 18:43

@Bejazzled....she’d need to be, to carry that off

CrabappleBiscuit · 25/04/2018 18:45

I quite like it....slinks away...

SukiTheDog · 25/04/2018 18:46

@Crabapple.....get a grip, woman!

APermanentlyExhaustedPigeon · 25/04/2018 18:51

Ummmm, actually I like it too! [hides under stairs]

BagelGoesWalking · 25/04/2018 18:52

Weird pose by the model, horrible dress.

Botfly · 25/04/2018 19:36

Dont like anything in Boden, there is nothing in there that would look good on a petite apple shape fat pig

GaryBarlowsTaxReturn · 26/04/2018 11:47

I really like it! But that midi length doesn't suit me. It is overpriced and made of polyester though!

DontCallMeCharlotte · 26/04/2018 13:06

She looks like a zombie*. I reckon the frock is the last of her problems.

(*Lucie Clayton must be turning in her grave)

halfwitpicker · 26/04/2018 13:13

Poor model.

Madbengalmum · 26/04/2018 13:15

She's certainly standing like the stair runner is up her ass!!😂

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