Good grief

[Lotsofsausage]

((www.asos.com/milk-it/milk-it-vintage-military-chaps-with-diamante-embellishment/prd/9077094?clr=khaki&SearchQuery=&cid=2640&gridcolumn=2&gridrow=7&gridsize=4&pge=2&pgesize=72&totalstyles=101))

is this for real?

Oh. Right.

It's like they're running out of ideas. And instead of making good clothes well, they want to get more and more stupidly outrageous.

I wonder how many they actually sell.....

Yes, can’t see those making their way into my everyday wardrobe...

I suppose if you were in a cool and edgy girl band and were making a music video, that might be the kind of thing you’d wear? clutches at straws

Looks ideal if you want to air your bits and bobs, it's an 'interesting' look.

Then again I'm not a hip and happening youngster thank god

Thrush trousers!

Ahahaha lol 😂

Pretty sure years ago my kid sister did something like this to a pair of my combat trousers with some child scissors. Who knew she was making such a fashion statement

Looks like the aftermath of a catastrophic fanny fart.

^^

Asos links don't seem to be working for me. Shame. Wanted to see what the above looks like!

These Jeans are pretty bad

www.topshop.com/en/tsuk/product/clothing-427/jeans-446/moto-pink-transparent-cropped-jeans-7600580?bi=0&ps=20

These shoes are... nope, there aren’t words.

m.asos.com/asos-white/asos-white-wisteria-premium-faux-shearling-boot/prd/8459734?clr=cream&SearchQuery=shearling&gridcolumn=2&gridrow=5&gridsize=2&pge=3&pgesize=72&totalstyles=181

There is also
theraggedpriest.com/product/chapjean/

Be fair, it does have functional pockets.

Wonder if they do the ASOS ones in toddler size for my potty-training DS?! Would cut down on wet trousers if he didn't need to pull them down!

Topshop things look like a giant condom like in the Airplane (?) film!

functional pockets

There's a fetish festival in Berlin every Easter I think. I saw plenty of people wearing those there. ;)

Found the link to the fetish and leather festival in Berlin.

www.easterberlin.de/en/easter-berlin