Stumbled across Mulberry! My eyes!

[gnomeisland]

I'm not good at clothes and have been hunting desperately for a dress for a spring wedding.

It's not going well and I may start another thread asking for help, but in the meantime, I've found this monstrosity for your perusal.

I can't unsee that. I smelled mothballs the minute I looked at it.

They were horrible as granny's curtains. Who knew things could get worse?

Gosh, that's rather special isn't it. You could get the same look on a budget with an extra large bin bag and some gold spray paint.

Are there people who can actually make things like that look good? Are they selling them for a joke?

I usually stick up for the fashion world BUT yes that is pretty hideous.

www.mulberry.com/gb/shop/women/whats-new/smock-pump-cobalt-soft-lamb-nappa - it's like you got your heel caught in the knob off of a bannister

If you stood very still in the corner of the room, wearing the shoes and dress, you would be mistaken for furniture.

It's like a cry for help represented in fabric 😂 i.pinimg.com/736x/b4/e2/28/b4e228dc12fdcab1555b29b8e55cbc07

Like this @pestilentialboundary ?

Don't think that worked - i.pinimg.com/736x/b4/e2/28/b4e228dc12fdcab1555b29b8e55cbc07

Actually lol'd at the 2 monstrosities in this thread. What an absolute bargain too!

Standing lamp anyone? assets.vogue.com/photos/59cced9a69a9652cdaf69332/master/pass/03-mulberry-ss-18-lookbook.jpg

'Smock Pump' sounds like a very bad porn film.

It's all a bit Marie Antoinette faux peasant look. I would rock this

They've got Marksies' designers in I see.

Who actually buys all that shit?

It looks like one of those bags for gift wrapping champagne bottles

I am still in shock from the price !