Jumpsuits

[Undercoverbanana]

I'm not going to get to the loo in time am I?

Depends how late you leave it!

You’d have to go earlier rather than later, which means that you d have to ‘break the seal’ early on, which in turn means you’d spend more time in the loo on a night out.

Plus sitting in a public loo practically naked once you’ve got the offending garment down and trying to stop sleeves, belts, fabric etc dropping on the potentially filthy floor isn’t fun.

I am craving a jumpsuit, but I have enough trouble dealing with my onesie in a hurry. Imagine queuing at a party and then getting half undressed before letting go. I'm never going to hold it. Oh to be pre-children again.