WHAT THE FUCK do you wear to meet Britney Spears in Las Vegas?!

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OK, I have just over 2 weeks to get this sorted. I'm in the UK.

This is me achieving my lifetime's ambition. And I get a commemorative photo of us together. So I'd like to look good! And I will post the pic when I get back to thank you for helping me!

Despite my best efforts to lose weight this year (2.5 stone down!) I am still 11.5 stone at 5 foot 2. Waist: 34 inches, hips: 40. I'm a B/C cup. 34 years old and blonde w green eyes and celtic-pale skin).

I have a tattoo on my lower back which I might show her...so I was thinking an evening dress cut very low at the back? And something which can fit in my carry-on suitcase (I'm not taking any luggage for the plane's hold). HOWEVER my legs are really not my best feature so it would need to be a long dress but petite length if you see what I mean.

I'm in the UK, for the avoidance of doubt.

And yes, I have booked a full-body wax, eyelash and eyebrow treatment and getting my highlights topped up before I go. And tooth whitening if I can remember to put it in at night!

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!

Shave your hair off

Shave your hair off
Yes! Be Hot Mess Britney!

I really like this but you would need to fake tan!

So jealous and excited for you!!!

One of the best threads on mn!

I hope you have an amazing time.

Aw OP this is such a lovely thread. I ,love that you've been practising with a cardboard cutout

Just order a load of stuff and see what looks best I hope you have an amazing time and please do come back and post some pics when you've been.

How long are you in Vegas before you meet Britney?
Fashion Show mall on the strip is immense. There are also outlet malls.

Aww, I love how much you guys are loving my thread!

I'm in Vegas for 2 days before I meet her so yes, a chance to shop if I wish/need!

I bought the below sparkly silver top in Next today. Doesn't look much in the pics but is really nice in real life. Will look good with lots of bling too.

I also bought a new pair of dark denim bootcut jeans, also in Next.

(Despite my hatred of their deliver "service")

I'll wear this if not meet-Britney-night then one of the other nights.

(Although I'm actually going to the concert twice - first in the "moshpit" standing area right next to the stage and once in the VIP section with the meet and greet beforehand). So I will have seen the concert before I meet her and I can tell her how great it is. Also I might be overwhelmed and seeing it twice gives me more chance to take it all in.

www.next.co.uk/g2160s8#166408

Oh!! Wear this please!

I like that! But it's only available in size 8 or 10 now.

here in more sizes!

Aww OP hope you have a fabulous time! I like the Next top but I think the jumpsuit that ninja kitty sent looks much better

It's probably not accurate to even call this a top but she'd certainly see your tattoo!!

m.asos.com/asos/asos-drape-cowl-top-in-sequin/prd/7934579?clr=silver&SearchQuery=sequin%20top&pgesize=50&pge=0&totalstyles=185&gridsize=2&gridrow=1&gridcolumn=1

I think the legs of the jumpsuit would be too long for me, even with heels.

I like the "top". I was literally just thinking the other day that I regret throwing out the "top" I had at uni which was actually just a big butterfly that you tied over your tits. (New Look, circa 2001)

ASOS probs is a good bet for party-tops. Will have a browse.

Sidles into thread in a subtle place mark to whisper Photoshop.
A skilled photoshopper could tweak your big wall image.
Not that you will need it, am sure your Mumsnet outfit will be perfect.

Hehe! Yeah, I will get any sweat-moustache or bright red skin photo-shopped out!

Oh stop with the stealth bragging Chicken.

As if anyone alive could still fit into their tops they wore at Uni when they only existed on booze, cigarettes and the occasional tin of beans.

Oh god - @TheNoseyProject has got it perfectly right. That's the top!! Wear that one!

Love that jumpsuit! And it's cheap enough to get the legs taken up by a seamstress/cobbler.

@ChardonnaysPrettySister

I do wonder if I kept mine, because I was a size 12-14 then so they would still fit OP

Lol, everyone send me the tops they wore at uni!
I was actually a bit fat at uni cos of all the chips and booze

Oh I love that jumpsuit with the sequinned top. That would be amazing.

Update - I've booked the GlamSquad to come to my hotel room and do my hair and make-up before the Meet & Greet.

On a similar note, I can't fucking WAIT for my leg/bikini/arm/underarm wax! And my threading! I've been growing it all in so I can get it off just before I fly. And I feel like a gorilla, my trousers don't sit right because of the carpet of hair underneath. I'm like a cat in that I need to be stroked in one direction only atm. And it feels itchy!

Brilliant!!