WHAT THE FUCK do you wear to meet Britney Spears in Las Vegas?!

[ChickenVindaloo2]

OK, I have just over 2 weeks to get this sorted. I'm in the UK.

This is me achieving my lifetime's ambition. And I get a commemorative photo of us together. So I'd like to look good! And I will post the pic when I get back to thank you for helping me!

Despite my best efforts to lose weight this year (2.5 stone down!) I am still 11.5 stone at 5 foot 2. Waist: 34 inches, hips: 40. I'm a B/C cup. 34 years old and blonde w green eyes and celtic-pale skin).

I have a tattoo on my lower back which I might show her...so I was thinking an evening dress cut very low at the back? And something which can fit in my carry-on suitcase (I'm not taking any luggage for the plane's hold). HOWEVER my legs are really not my best feature so it would need to be a long dress but petite length if you see what I mean.

I'm in the UK, for the avoidance of doubt.

And yes, I have booked a full-body wax, eyelash and eyebrow treatment and getting my highlights topped up before I go. And tooth whitening if I can remember to put it in at night!

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!

Sorry I don't have any fashion advice but I hope you have a totally amazing time!

I'd wear something you are absolutely comfortable with, so nothing where you are constantly fiddling with it, you don't want to be distracted from meeting Britney.

Just following for an update.

Hehe, thanks Enid and no worries. Yeah, it's just getting to say that I've met her. I'm not expecting any deep and meaningful stuff.

Yeah, I hope she doesn't wear a bathrobe for our pic!
I think I am probs one of the more, ah, normal looking fans!

Jeaux90 - thanks for the thought but I'm Scottish (although probably at least some Americans won't know the difference between that and English !)

Yes, I'm thinking I may go down the sparkly flarked jeans and amazing top and heels and jewellery route...

Also thinking I might go with body glitter!

I hope y'all can be patient because I won't be back and able to post my photos for about 3 weeks!!

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Wow! Enjoy .

I’ve seen Britney live during the Onyx tour and she was amazing! Seeing her in Vegas will be fabulous.

Is your tattoo the same as Britney’s tramp stamp? I’m intrigued?

Ha chicken they so can't tell the difference although depending on your accent they might not understand you at all !

For your own entertainment (all apart from OP) Google Britney meet and greet and check out the images. This is not a woman who wants a cosy chat and to be shown peoples' tattoos.

Ach, she wouldn't do the meet and greets if she hated them that much...
would she?!

Look Chicken, whatever happens make sure you look fabulous.
And have fun.

Thank you!

I take it you're a fan of hers, OP?

Enjoy yourself 🍷

Guilty, old.
I'm a BritneyBitch!

Thanks! I will enjoy myself. I feel more excited than if it was my own wedding or something. I've cetainly put in about the same amount of money time and planning.

I hope you have a fab time, I'd love to see the show!

You can see the whole show on youtube tbh.

BUT there is a much smaller chance that some of her sweat will land on you. and you can take a dna swab to make a clone

Here is the cut-out of her that I have for practising the meet and greet. And my cat clearly doing a WTF face.

OH MY GOD AMAZING!!

my top tip: get the glam squad to come to your hotel room and do your hair and make up.

i got married in vegas and it was the best money i ever spent!

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Thank you soooo much far!! I was literally thinking yesterday how the hell I am going to be able to book a blow dry!

How much did it cost you if you don't mind me asking?

I've sent them a message and a link to this thread!!

Aww how exciting! Don't faint or piss your pants will you?

Only prob with wearing something backless (well if would be for me) is then you can't wear a bra, unless it's of the stick on variety and they're shite! Be comfortable as well as glam, that includes your footwear.

Christ when did I get so old?

Scrap that, wear nipple tassels, hot pants and killer heels and have a fucking fantastic time!

I can't remember the cost as it was five years ago I'll look through my email. But my make up and hair was perfection (if I do say so myself!) they airbrushed my foundation on.

I would have paid double!!!

Vegas is the most strange place for fashion - somewhere between skinny 21 year olds going clubbing, chic 30 year olds and soccer moms and pensioners.

I wore a maxi dress to see Penn and Teller - Teller told me I looked very glamourous!
They meet and great everyone after and they see

Cont...
To quite enjoy chatting to people.

I actually am quite worried that I might piss myself or something. I might have a heart attack. Or at least really sweaty hands. I now realise my whole life was leading up to this tbh! ever since I saw the ..baby one more time video on CD:UK...and was like I wanna be like that...

I love Britney with every fibre of my being and would be just the same!!! I'm so thrilled for you!!!

Op you are adorable and I wish you were my friend!

Isn't britters short too? If you wear massive heels you'll dwarf her or feel the need to slouch in your pic. Just a thought!