I'm going on a beach holiday to Ibiza in 2 weeks and feel utterly miserable about my appearance.
I seem to have hair everywhere I shouldn't (face, chin, neck, nipples) and look blotchy, red and bloated.
I should have lost weight for the holiday (but didn't, just stuffed sweet crap into my mouth instead) I'm about 2 stone overweight and don't fit into my jeans.
My legs are covered in broken thread veins and I have the start of a beautiful varicose vein on my leg.
My hair is going grey and even the day after it has been coloured at the hairdressers I can see the grey beaming through.
My face is lined, creviced and wrinkled.
Basically I feel like Mother Nature is twatting me with a mallet on every front and I'm dreading sitting on the beach feeling frumpy and sad while all around me the youthful parade around in their effortless skinniness and hairfree glory.
I can't seem to see the wood for the trees nor where to start, it feels like every effort I make in my appearance just isn't enough.
I'm sorry for the essay and the protracted moan but I needed to say this to someone and guess what? No friends either and DH doesn't get it.
Yes I am probably depressed.
That aside, any tips to feel better and less old about myself?