Apparently this is swimwear

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www.net-a-porter.com/gb/en/product/909108?cm_mmc=Display--GB--GDN-_-DYNMRMKT&gclid=COHAjs_ik9UCFU86GwodtUsNfA

Kill. Me. Now.

Oh good I'm looking for a cossie. Decent price too.

And its only £385 Who doesn't want a combination of sand and lace at the beach eh?

• Hand wash
• Lotion, sunscreen, oil and chlorine can cause discoloration of this item; this is not a manufacturing defect. Please follow care instructions to keep your swimwear in the best condition.

Really practical as well.

That's not swimwear. That's for showing off on an exclusive beach, or posing on a yacht for a paparrazi with a long range lens. Not for swimming in!

Loving the pic. I'm going to saunter along the beach in my M&S baggies (thousand wash grey) but casually dangling some sunglasses will fool everyone, methinks.

If I had a body like that I would SO wear something like that

I wouldn't like to see that after a dip in our local pool!

Would you? Would you, actually? Look, even if I was on the beaches and boats of St Tropez if I saw someone in that I'd think that they'd lost their luggage and were making do. No matter how buff the body.

Too bloody right I would!

I like it!

I love it!
For the bedroom.

You would get a weird rash like tan through that

Thanks for the link OP. I've just ordered one.

[Wink]

That's not swimwear, it's underwear I would not wear that in public however toned, gorgeous and rich I was.

"Don't just reserve Zimmermann's lace and point d'esprit-paneled swimsuit for the beach - wear it as a bodysuit in the evening with tailoring or jeans."

See its so versatile, that £385 price tag is completely reasonable.
You could look like you've forgotten you top at an evening do, as well as looking like you forgot your cozzie on the beach. (We've all swam in our underwear at some point, haven't we?)

Goodness. I would love to know who buys/wears such a cossie...maybe a Kardashian?

I'd wear that in a heartbeat, if I had a decent figure!