Hi All,
I'm off to a big event tonight - and I have no idea whatsoever to wear. It's absolutely scorching, so I can't possibly wear a suit. You've always been my go-to girls before, so please help.
Size 12, hourglass, mid forties, milkbottle legs, bingo wings and haven't had a pedicure since the dawn of time in a while.
and 
all round.