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Holy camel toe Batman!

35 replies

KavvLar · 16/06/2017 19:59

m.newlook.com/shop/womens/playsuits-and-jumpsuits/blue-vanilla-grey-bardot-jumpsuit_388535002

I mean really?

REALLY New Look?

ARE YOU SURE???

Who is this for I wonder?

Holy camel toe Batman!
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VerityHabitat · 16/06/2017 20:00

Oh dear.

wellhonestly · 16/06/2017 20:01
Shock

If it wasn't for the Bardot neckline, I'd think that could only be winter underwear!!!

Maudlinmaud · 16/06/2017 20:02

Fashion isn't it.

PurpleDaisies · 16/06/2017 20:03

My goodness.

Who on earth would wear that?

EnidButton · 16/06/2017 20:08

Why bother with clothes at all?

There's is literally no-one on Earth who would suit that. Even the model looks weird and slightly obscene.

VerityHabitat · 16/06/2017 20:09

What if you have big flaps?Shock

(Sorry, have had a few pimms)

specialsubject · 16/06/2017 20:10

The shoes , the brainless mouth hanging open pose, the twisted legs and the horrendous outfit. Full house on the fashion card.

GhostPower · 16/06/2017 20:12

You know they actually sell camel toe underwear.

VerityHabitat · 16/06/2017 20:13

Shock Why? Why would anyone wear that?

Muskey · 16/06/2017 20:15

Why ........

Fruitcocktail6 · 16/06/2017 20:15

I saw this today too! If it doesn't look good on the model, it is not going to suit ANYONE!

Maudlinmaud · 16/06/2017 20:15

Verity big flaps are called FUPA.

NoCureForLove · 16/06/2017 20:16

My eyes! The horror.

NoCureForLove · 16/06/2017 20:17

I hesitate to ask but what is FUPA an acronym for??

Muskey · 16/06/2017 20:17

What does FUPA stand for.

Amrapaali · 16/06/2017 20:18

Wow I actually laughed aloud...

Maudlinmaud · 16/06/2017 20:20

Fat Upper Public Area. Or so I'm told. I have teens. Confused

NoCureForLove · 16/06/2017 20:21

Public or Pubic? Grin

toffeeboffin · 16/06/2017 20:22

Love those knickers Grin

Do they do those in M and s?

Out2pasture · 16/06/2017 20:23

google search says "fat upper pubic area" fupa.......
I find the idea of camel toe underwear funny, I wonder if they make a male version with gently stuffed penis shape?
as for the body suit.....well it's wrinkled by her left underarm area, obviously not quite close fitting enough.

Maudlinmaud · 16/06/2017 20:23

Dam it auto correct. I never spot them.
Pubic obvs Grin

Prokupatuscrakedatus · 16/06/2017 20:24

Today I've spent 30 min on an underground train observing an acutal life person wearing this (as opposed to photoshopped model).
About my age (mid 50ies), a head smaller and about 10 kg heavier than me + one of those bags you wear around you waist - in pink.

She sure was comfortable ....

Muskey · 16/06/2017 20:24

Do we get SUPA (skinny upper public/pubic area)

Badcat666 · 16/06/2017 20:28

I'd also be worried about fango sweat marks showing in that colour, unless it has a built in fanny fan we don't know about.

Prokupatuscrakedatus · 16/06/2017 20:31

I was sitting down and got a good look at that area and no - this version of toddler suit didn't show any marks.

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