Also, my right ankle is grotesquely discoloured, swollen and scarred. A 12 week old baby, a c section overhang and being totally immobile through injury for a while mean I have a big fat belly and though I'm dieting, last year's shorts (gloriously roomy) are several inches round the waist from fitting. Can any of you geniuses find me something to wear so that I can hide my legs, skim my belly and get my boobs out without costing a pure fortune? Before I melt or cry in despair?