But I do get the back-of-the-mind 'that's a nice dress' thing, because that shape, and the equally stumpifying maxi dresses with the unflattering frill round the bottom are exactly what I wanted as a party frock when I was 4. In 1980.
In fact, all these off-the-shoulder dresses are giving me flashbacks to the stuff my mum wore on beach holidays between 1978-1984.
Next year I predict pixie boots, shiny spandex leggings and a white nose stripe.