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Nude swimsuit - I can't find one!

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TyrannosaurusBex · 22/04/2017 09:34

I've been wanting a nude-coloured swimsuit (I'm fair but tan pretty easily) for a couple of years, and now apparently the fashion gods are smiling upon me and they're a thing. Trouble is, there are none in the shops and the only ones I've seen online are around £300 ( my budget's around £100) or almost entirely arseless! Have any of you style and beauty mavens spotted this rare beast, the nude swimsuit that features bum coverage?

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Glossolalia · 22/04/2017 13:19
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FloatyCat · 22/04/2017 13:21

Why ??? I'd be too scared of the inevitable showing of pubes / fanjo when it got wet.

HarrietVane99 · 22/04/2017 13:23

I wouldn't wear flesh toned leggings for the same reason. I don't want to look nekkid.

I was walking along the street behind someone once. She was wearing a short jacket and it really did look as if she was wearing nothing from the waist down. It was only when I got close that I could see she was wearing flesh toned leggings. Which could have been tights, actually, they were so thin and so close fitting.

SealSong · 22/04/2017 13:42

There's a good reason why they're not available. Terrible idea.

Glossolalia · 22/04/2017 13:43

HarrietVane99

I've seen someone in similar leggings and it really does look like they are naked. It's not a good look.

cjbk1 · 22/04/2017 17:02

That mis guided one does say I don't do well in water twice and the site is called misguided! mean.......

TyrannosaurusBex · 22/04/2017 17:09

Yeah, ok, my love of neutrals may have led me astray here. I'll just wear a lot of Elastoplasts instead.

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Emboo19 · 22/04/2017 17:12

River island.
Says brown but I tried this on and it's more nude/slightly golden.

Emboo19 · 22/04/2017 17:13

Or this is pink, but I have a bikin in shame shade and it's a nudeish pale pink, noun s he pink.

Emboo19 · 22/04/2017 17:14

Not a baby pink, I meant! Bloody phone!

thedevilinablackdress · 22/04/2017 20:23

This? www.nu-swim.com/shop

thedevilinablackdress · 22/04/2017 20:23

This? www.nu-swim.com/shop

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