Solely in order to prove my excellent credentials as a mumsnetter, I am going on a spa break 
There is a choice of treatment packages. Two of these involve someone touching my feet (shudders) so are completely out of the question. I have to decide whether to have a facial and manicure, or a massage and body wrap.
I have never had a body wrap - can anyone tell me about it? What do they do? I don't want anyone to see my enormous norks my whole body
Will it make me slim for a few hours, and then I just pop back into my usual size 14 shape?
Many thanks