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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where those Crepeys is?

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GiddyGiddyGoat · 05/03/2017 22:19

Ha!

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IDismyname · 14/03/2017 21:45

WAF - How goes it? Thinking of you..
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Monty - you are amazing to remember when the funeral and Thanksgiving is. I'm well Impressed. Thank you.x

Montypulciano · 15/03/2017 06:24

Morning! Just checking in while the bath runs....

Thinking of you Waf and hoping your darling Sheila is comfortable and peaceful.

How was yesterday, Btm? How is ds doing? And how are you feeling?

Rudy, how are things your end? Thinking of you.

Stropps, sorry to hear things are a bit fraught at your gaff. You are tremendous at holding it all together.

Cloud, how are things at home today? How is dh behaving? Good luck on linked in. I spent a very happy afternoon checking out ex boyfriends on there a few years back, without realising that it tells you who has viewed your profile. I am still besieged by emails suggesting "people you may know" and would I like to connect with them. Ha ha ha. Hope tomorrow's meeting will go well.

Auriga, that is awful about dd and the cold calls.

Have so much to do today that I feel a bit sick. I am going to let dh take kids to school then dash to work to make a list. Dd already up and dressed. She was beyond vile last night over some lost pe trousers (my fault of course) which have now resurfaced slung over the coat rack (again mea culpa) so we are on non speaks ....

bigTillyMint · 15/03/2017 06:37

Bloody Linked In - I joined many years ago as a friend asked me to (upping his contacts) and have never worked out how to close the account. It sends me emails all the timeAngry
And I may have done similar to you MontyBlushGrin

Monty, sorry you are suffering at the hands of teenageryness - it is just a long phase. In most cases! But I can't believe she is up and dressed at this time obviously not a true teen Grin

DS is hanging in there, but the self-doubt/pity about GCSES is massive (as moaned about above) and is really not helping.

motherinferior · 15/03/2017 08:07

Facebook is better for checking out exes

I too must get on. Stupidly ran on imperfect knee yesterday. And stayed up too late. Have stuff to do at desk and then must swim at lunchtime. Also run out of cooking mojo and am anticipating baked potatoes tonight.

IDismyname · 15/03/2017 08:13

I seem to recall that it sends you stuff all the time, and makes spooky suggestions as to who you might know.

I will keep it for a bit. See if something turns up. Then spend the next 5 years trying to extricate myself.

Reasons to be cheerful:
I actually slept for 7 hours straight last night.
DH away until Thursday. I have breathing space.
DS coming back from work to tell me who has been drinking what, and generally filling me in on local gossip. They don't seem to be big on DnStormys in these parts.
Taking DM out for the day, the weather looks fair, and she is finally talking about what she's going to do in the summer.

MrsS. I am Shock amazed at your new Forrin' job title. Cor!

BTM and Monty. And Breathe.

(Could do with that advice myself)

Lalsy · 15/03/2017 08:18

I, on the other hand, switched off all LI notifications so it now doesn't tell me even when someone messages me.

BTM, is it s symptom or a cause or both do you think?

BeachysSnowyWellieBoots · 15/03/2017 09:43

I have a urgent request for help - it's DS's birthday this week (16) and although we've bought him an 'experience' and some aftershave, he really hasn't asked for anything else.

What suggestions do you have? I'm tempted to go and raid TopMan, but that's all a bit dull.......

It's like all the inspiration has been sucked out of him and me recently!

wordassociationfootball · 15/03/2017 10:01

Oh Beachy, maybe cash isn't a cop out. Or a cheque he can bank and spend on something when the joy is back? No need to knock yourself out trying to think of stuff and hoping it will make him happy

Monty, you are one of the most thoughtful, caring people on MN/in the world. One day DD will appreciate it. 'Beyond vile' is such a great expression. And you know dd2 has a season ticket for it. You just have to exhale loudly sometimes and look out at the big sky (gorgeous today in SLundun, innit?)

SM: "harassed, hunted, overly visible or the opposite" V well put, Lalsy.

Thanks for thoughts Cloud, Monty et al.

Today is Family Meeting at the hospital. Me and sis meeting for a light and delicious curry beforehand at v cheap place. So... I find myself dressing up for a lunch and meeting and full of adrenaline. Up at 4.40 today. Getting loads of work done.... Rather feel as any outcome from meet will be grim/inconclusive, the hypey energy and coping with everything and even being really nice and jolly and thoughtful at home might be on it's last hurrah. Found out this morning that my travel insurance will pay out if, as is not unlikely, I need to cancel me and DD's New York trip in three weeks. It might seem like a good idea, I dunno..... I have to think of sis. She doesn't have a partner, lived in same house and cared for Mum and will need my support as her onward roller coaster is more multi-faceted.

wordassociationfootball · 15/03/2017 10:04

I love Linkedin. It's a good shop window for me.

Crem - are you recovered from Pilates yet? Is that daft bird still nutting itself?

wordassociationfootball · 15/03/2017 10:05

.... I DONT MEAN YOU [BLUSH] [GRIN]

wordassociationfootball · 15/03/2017 10:06

Ah feck.... Grin

magimedi · 15/03/2017 10:12

Flowers to all of you with the terrible teens. It does pass - I promise!

WAF - you must be exhausted - take care.

Have had lovely news from DIL - she has been accepted on a (distance learning) degree course at a great French uni. Am very proud of her, she moved to France some 10 years ago with sub O Level French & now speaks it fluently. This course will change her whole career & employment prospects in France. She's a real Star

Cremolafoam · 15/03/2017 10:18

Oh Waf, but you have to think of dd as well. And yourself. Might dsis want to tag along? It might be what she needs. I realise it's all so precarious at the moment, but don't make any momentous decisions now if you can bear it.Flowers

Had virtually no sleep last night, as dh did his spinny thing. Bastard. Today's first world problem : I have a Boden voucher I want to spend , but can't see anything I want. Disappointing.

Beachy, not much of a clue about 16yr old boys, but what about cinema voucher, Nando's or Pizza express voucher, a zip wire , new bike, bike seat or helmet, shoes of the coolest kind ( Converse etc)
An amazing cake, a tree, a gaming chair, Spotify premium?? Brain exploded now....

Cremolafoam · 15/03/2017 10:21

Wow MM s'il sound amazing.Shock

Yes idiot bullfinch still nutting itself in glass reflection. Gah!

Cremolafoam · 15/03/2017 10:30

Stoopid bird

Spring is sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where those Crepeys is?
motherinferior · 15/03/2017 10:35

Beachy, even my non-problematic DD1 was a bugger to buy for - I got her earrings using a JL voucher in the end!

I am getting to the end of a tricky feature and have an interview to do for another. THEN I AM GOING SWIMMING.

wordassociationfootball · 15/03/2017 10:45

Loud snort at stoopid bird, Crem. I know, I will fo sho row DD in with this, although she is in panic state re flying/such a long flight so my guess she wouldn't put up much of a fight. I feel a lot less handwringy since a) finding out we could get money back/reschedule b) ordered a hypnotherapy cd for her and the BA flying with confidence book as I was secretly a tad freaked at being The Only Adult. It will all shake out for the best.

That really is amazing MM

GiddyGiddyGoat · 15/03/2017 11:32

Beachy - as you know ds2 is 17 so have recent experience...
Cacti / plants in nice pots for room
Cool headphones
Decks for playing vinyl
Amazon voucher to buy vinyl
Sports stuff if that way inclined
Cool backpack
Aftershave
T shirts
Sunglasses
Err that's it.

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Cremolafoam · 15/03/2017 12:03

Oh yes vinyl is The Thing.
Delighted I kept all mine.ha

bigTillyMint · 15/03/2017 12:29

Beachy, my DS turns 16 in exactly a week. He wants cash Grin No idea what he will spend it on but apparently he was asking DH about deposits on houses last night, so maybe he's thinking of adding it to his srash!
I don't dare buy any clothing/accessories as it has to be exactly right...

BeachysSnowyWellieBoots · 15/03/2017 12:34

Oh that's all mega helpful, thanks....

I've found a headphone pillow that you can plug your phone into, some wacky light up cubes you can make sculptures with and I'm off to buy some jeans this afternoon. Might add sunglasses to the list!

Think I will rise early and make humungous vegetarian breakfast amongst banners and balloons!

Beautiful day isn't it Smile

Rosebag · 15/03/2017 13:10

Late to the party...sorry. My DC have been asking for money for ages...items as presents don't feature massively. DD is easy as she is quite avaricious and makes no secret of what she wants. Particularly easy as she loves gigs of her beloved Justin Bieber and previously various boy bands, so the ridiculously priced tickets were her birthday presents for a number of years. This year it's Comic Con tickets...she can't decide whether to go dressed as Princess Leah or...Sheldon Cooper Grin

WAF hoping that the family meeting at the hospital results in dignity and absence of pain for Shelia. I am so sorry Flowers.

Monty darling. You sound so strung out. You don't need teen grief on top of it all. I suspect a tantrum of ones own is in order. It's against all the advice and what the books say but hey. I used to get a bit of a kick out of watching my lot run for cover when Vesuvius erupted chez nous.

BTM I might be way off piste here but if your DS is making the exams the focus of his stress, that's quite normal in its way. I realise he's still unwell, but having a concrete focus may be of benefit. Dunno. I bet it's driving you nuts...forgive me if I'm talking tosh. As you were.

Sorry not to be posting much. I sometimes feel I witter on inconsequentially which must be most annoying to read. I am going to try and do some gardening this afternoon in the hope it might lift my spirits. Work is so very thin on the ground and DD is now off time table for a three week run of a show, which requires mucho involvement from me and there is a squeeze on my freedom. I feel like a butterfly in a jam jar.

Reasons to be cheerful. Dear bereaved friend whom I took away for the weekend to the flat, has just written to me and said the weekend was a turning point for her...she is more energetic and feeling better in her relationship.

And it's Our wedding anniversary tomorrow. We are going to the mad hatters tea at The Sanderson. Will feed back...maybe a special MU oportunity although it's pricey...

GiddyGiddyGoat · 15/03/2017 14:47

Rose - stern face - it's always LOVELY to see you on here (and in rl). You are funny and thoughtful and honest.

It's such a nice day here in North London. Lifts the spirits automatically for me. Have skivery off unnecessary meeting and headed home. Having a delightfully peaceful coffee on my own as daren't enter house until ds has left with dog to groomers (I bribed him to take her). If he sees me he'll try to get out of it!

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Rosebag · 15/03/2017 15:01

Thank you GGG. I have just spent a most restorative hour and a half pottering about the garden. I am full of hope for it in this beautiful weather, and because of my new wonderful lady gardener who loves flowers and doesn't need to wave power tools around like Mellors lookalike of previous firm who did very little else... Love the simplicity of violas against the ivy.

Spring is sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where those Crepeys is?
Spring is sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where those Crepeys is?
Rosebag · 15/03/2017 15:02

Here

Spring is sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where those Crepeys is?
Spring is sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where those Crepeys is?