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Came face to face with this in M&S today - very glum encounter..

120 replies

Foxyspook · 26/11/2016 23:13

www.marksandspencer.com/colour-block-blanket-coat-with-stormwear/p/p22477699?image=SD_01_T49_0925_ZZ_X_EC_90&color=MULTI&prevPage=srp#

Came face to face with this in M&S today - very glum encounter..
OP posts:
nicenewdusters · 27/11/2016 00:03

You're right Goofy !!!! The side bar on my pc is now showing an advert for the gold dress and those awful patterned shorts, with a "shop now" bar. No, even at 125% off I don't want a dress that looks like a Quality Street wrapper and shorts that look like curtains.

Viviennemary · 27/11/2016 00:03

I have seen a lot worse in M & S. Some absolutely ghastly stuff there as if they had raided a cheap 70's warehouse. Who is actually choosing these dire outfits.

MardyBra · 27/11/2016 00:06

It looks like something Theresa May would wear

AmIImaginingThis · 27/11/2016 00:11

Oh no I really like it!

QueenMortificado · 27/11/2016 00:19

I've seen much worse horrors recommended as "must buys" on here

OnTheTurningAway · 27/11/2016 00:21

I was about to say that Mardy! She must be their target market...

I quite like the gold dress, if it wasn't so gold and shiny... a deep red, green, or blue velvet would be nice.

pregnantat50 why do there models have girly dresses with Dr Marten type boots is that the craze at the moment

I've been doing this for the last 15 years! Must stop if M&S are! Shock

StrangeLookingParasite · 27/11/2016 00:26

That looks exactly like they were using up all the leftover bits from all the other coats. If they could have restrained themselves and used only two colours, it might look less like a dog's breakfast.

DodoRevival · 27/11/2016 00:27

Looks fine to me. I wouldn't wear it (strikes me as needing to be on a tall person and I'm most definitely not tall). Certainly wouldn't file it in the hideous box.

SoMuchToBits · 27/11/2016 00:37

Only1Scoop, no self respecting Playmobil person would wear that outfit!

UnderseaPineapple · 27/11/2016 00:38

Even the model looks sad at the thought of this being in her portfolio.

blueeyedpea · 27/11/2016 00:38

I tried to spend a gift voucher in there last weekend and couldn't find anything at all to buy apart from tights!

Bettercallsaul1 · 27/11/2016 00:40

This is obviously a marmite coat! I'm reassured that I'm not the only one who likes it. Grin

Bettercallsaul1 · 27/11/2016 00:42

Damn, you've outed me, Mardy!

ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged · 27/11/2016 01:05

When the models look this bad there really is no chance for us mere mortals is there?

www.marksandspencer.com/striped-maxi-dress/p/p22456667?image=SD_01_T42_1138R_E4_X_EC_90&color=BLUEMIX&prevPage=plp&pdpredirect#zoomed-images

lasttimeround · 27/11/2016 08:22

I like the colour block wool stuff they are doing. Nice quality too and a decent price point. But the photography of it is really letting them down. Ive seen the same coat I think in a magazine ad and had huge 'ooo i want' reaction whereas that pic in op - it took me a while to realise its the same coat I lusted over

lasttimeround · 27/11/2016 08:25

It seems per una is just divisive. I like autograph and some indigo stuff and think per una is consistently hideous. Never seen a single item j would even consider. Then my sisters came over (they live elsewhere) they loved per una. Wierd.

lasttimeround · 27/11/2016 08:26

But little dress & big boots. A thing for ever and always.

PinkiePiesCupcakes · 27/11/2016 08:34

I have images in my head of this:
Models Agent: "We have a big opportunity for you to consider, with a well established brand, well known throughout the UK"
Model: "Oh really? that sounds really great, very exciting, who is it?"
Agent: "Are you sitting down?"
Model: "Yes"
Agent: "Marks And Spencers......."
Seconds pass.....
Agent: "Hello? are you still there?"
A deathly silence is heard from the other end of the phone...
Some days later the police are accompanied by the agent as they break into the Models apartment.
Model is found slowly rocking back and forth next to the off hook telephone...
Model: "Per Una..... Per Una.... Per Una"

ceeveebee · 27/11/2016 08:39

I really like that coat...

illegitimateMortificadospawn · 27/11/2016 08:43

That gold dress could be OK on the right person with the right accessories, but those sandals the modtlnis wearing are just hideous.

SmallTownTwirl · 27/11/2016 08:44

If I had to chose between that clip on castle mobil coat (very funny 1scoop) and the Boden Vagina coat I'd pick this one.

nicenewdusters · 27/11/2016 08:47

Pinkie Grin

whattheseithakasmean · 27/11/2016 08:48

I quite like the gold dress Blush I am a tiny type, so it could work on me as not too much gold fabric, IYSWIM. The shoes are vile & really not helping sell the dress.

ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged · 27/11/2016 08:55

Model: "Per Una..... Per Una.... Per Una" Grin

Wdigin2this · 27/11/2016 09:01

Eeek!