So my DH calls today, apparently his company have taken a table at a charity ball in London, at the end of the month. That gives me exactly 24 days notice to get 'ball ready' now as my days consist of child rearing/dog walking/cooking etc the ball gown section of my wardrobe is looking decidedly sparse......
Actually I'm panicking to fuck, I need your help, the dress code is 'be daring and glam'?!
I don't want to spend a fortune on something I'll only wear once either.
I'm thinking of hiring an escort for DH so I can get out of this.
Help me wise ball going mumsnetters!