Humour me while I talk about my arse (and jeans)

[VictoryPringles]

I'm finding that jeans all have back pockets which are too high and small for my sagging bum. Can anyone suggest some jeans which are a bit like the attached picture, please? TIA

I would like a bum like the girl in purple please and thank you.

No, that one's mine, fox. You can have the other one.

One of the high end brands used to do that, someone like 7 For All Mankind. I don't know whether anyone cheaper copied them.

Last time I bought jeans, Next had the most flattering pocket placement for my sagging bum.

Pockets won't give you her arse. Squats and lunges will.