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Joe Browns - is it me or is it really shit?

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SasherinSuite · 05/09/2016 18:47

www.joebrowns.co.uk

Catalogue keeps arriving for the previous owners who moved out over 2 years ago Hmm

Had a browse today. God it's hideous. I mean i'm not exactly fashion forward but who wears this stuff?

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BadTasteFlump · 06/09/2016 11:16

I wear this stuff OP

Now tell me what you wear and I'll have a sneer back at you Grin

BadTasteFlump · 06/09/2016 11:20

I thought tunics were dead in the water anyway

Who says? I love the tunics I have and though I say it myself, I look fab in them Smile

I decide myself what suits me and what doesn't and I don't give a shit what the Fashion 'experts' deem to be 'on trend'. Can't think of anything more boring than looking the same as everybody else...

FrancisCrawford · 06/09/2016 11:28

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LittleCandle · 06/09/2016 11:28

Now that I am older and fatter I find I prefer my tops longer and tunics are just the job! I also work in a shop where we promote the clothes we sell by wearing them, so I am able to indulge my Joe Browns passion!

TheCompanyOfCats · 06/09/2016 11:33

I bought a coat from there a few years back and the thread on the lining was so thin that the seams split in the pockets within hours of use and within those few hours, the buttons fell off too.

They gave me a refund but I remember being really shocked by the poor quality.

Onynx · 06/09/2016 11:38

I love Joe Brownes - always read the reviews first - definitely helps to make an accurate purchase.

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Oldraver · 06/09/2016 11:47

I love (almost) all their stuff. Some of the stuff is a bit too frilly for me but I love the colours and designs.

I'm waiting on three tops to arrive and I am debating a tunic I like....The coats are gorgeous, much better than the drab stuff usually around.

I have to say though the 'cut' of some stuff is a bit off.

Oldraver · 06/09/2016 11:52

I bought a JB Ultimate military coat from one of those catalogue shops last year. It was reduced from £99 to £8 because its buttons were missing. When I got it home, I found the buttons in the pocket. Bargain of the century

That reminds me of a coat I bought last year (had already bought a JB coat and thought I couldn't justify another)..it was greatly reduced and I noticed what looked like a gap in the seam...It was the last one so they gave me another discount.

Got home and realised it was where the pocket was...I was mortified

LittleCandle · 06/09/2016 12:00

Buttons sewn on by machine, whatever the make, are never as well put on as hand sewn ones. It takes 2 minutes to give them a quick stitch if they are slightly loose.

MollHackabout · 06/09/2016 13:04

Joe brown = 90's Art Student

Nothing wrong with that Smile

Oldraver · 06/09/2016 13:13

I have a JB jacket that has lost a couple of buttons...but love that all the buttons are different o I I were to loose one I could just put any old one one Grin

ZaZathecat · 06/09/2016 13:19

I like all that patchworkery and have a dress that's very flattering. However, I guess at 54 I'm entitled to like stuff aimed at oldies!

ThanksForAllTheFish · 06/09/2016 13:21

Never said there was MollHackabout, just pointing out the clothes definitely have that look about them.

I also find the clothing store Joy has a similar vibe at times but there current collection less so.

Dowser · 06/09/2016 13:37

I admit to having a few jb sale bargains too.

SasherinSuite · 06/09/2016 21:07

Happy to have my M&S, La Redoute, Monsoon and Primary clothes sneered at 😀

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whattheseithakasmean · 06/09/2016 21:27

Joe Brown isn't to my taste, too busy and patterny & applique & stuff attached to the clothes for me. But if you like that sort of thing, then that is the sort of thing you like.

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LynetteScavo · 06/09/2016 21:42

Personally I think it's bloody awful.

I have a colleague who lives the stuff. I'm sure she thinks I'm rude not to gush over get hideous purchases, but I just can't.

I used to get a catalogue and found it fascinating yet grotesque.

Paintedhandprints · 06/09/2016 21:44

I recieve the catalogue occasionally, and always feel like its almost a style I would wear but there is usually too much going on with the clothes. I prefer a more subtle quirkiness.
Also, ordered a few items and sent them all back as the fabric was see-through thin and the seams were shoddy.

WakyWally · 20/03/2024 20:18

Going to give JB a try very soon. Agree they seem fixated on tunics, crochet patchworky and paisley patterns but ive seen a floral top which looks pretty.

ShinyAppleDreamingOfTheSea · 20/03/2024 22:50

Funny to see this thread resurrected from 2016 as at that time I loved Joe Browns clothing . Don't know whether it's them or me that's changed but nowadays I find it too fussy - patterned and frilly .

LoobyDop · 21/03/2024 11:50

I used to love it about 15 years ago, but it doesn’t seem to have moved on from that tunics and skinnies look.