For someone with a 'quirky' (bleurgh) sense of style but history of occasional questionable taste.
Dress.
I'm drawn to it. But I suspect most people will think it's minging.
I'm a size 12, post DC belly but fine with good pants, good everything else.
Quite pale but bit of a tan at the minute and suit high contrast(so either black or vivid jewel toned clothing, strong lipsticks).
Is it awful?!