I know it's a bit trinny and susannah in the 90s but I'm going back to work and have to look smartish. Since I last worked I've had two dc and have a great big cellulite arse to show for it.
I have some nice work trousers but my bum looks so hideous that I don't know if I dare wear them!
I'm considering something like this short dress, possibly with a belt, over slim fit beige work trousers.
Will i look crap?