Multi way dress (aka groupon made me do it)

[KanyesVest]

So I might have had a glass or two and clicked on one of those magical multi way dresses that will never fail to leave me undressed. Then it arrived. I have 30e boobs. I need a bra. Not a single of the multi ways seems to allow for a bra. I have to send it back, don't I? The colour is lovely though.

Not even a strapless bra? (One of those ones which clamp themselves to your skin both over and under the boob?)

Let's have a look, then.

It's this kind of a thing except knee length.

Tarty, it's hard to avoid open sides when arranging the flappy lengths and I don't think those stick on cups are sufficient scaffolding.

Wow, I see what you mean. Lovely dresses but not exactly easy to wear for the generously enowed. (And I speak as a D cup woman)