I've just started running again, and am desperately searching for a pair of 3/4 length running capris that:
a) hold everything in and up
b) make me look thinner than I actually am, and most of all -
c) stay up in place over my lardy gut, rather than sliding underneath it rather un-fetchingly.
The amount of times I must have been observed hoiking my current Nike running capris up as they persist in heading towards my knees whilst trying to maintain some sort of rhythm to my running is ridiculous. Gives me the absolute rage, and makes me look vaguely unhinged. Please help!