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Spring is sprung, the grass is ris, I wonder where the crepeys is

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herbaceous · 07/03/2016 11:07

As requested!

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Auriga · 19/03/2016 14:52

Congratulations on your distinction, Stropps. A bit more than a 'special mention'. It's a big deal & you achieved it against formidable odds. Celebrations, perhaps a festival of some sort, are in order Star

Rosebag · 19/03/2016 15:33

Bloody well done stropps and I too am not surprised! Star It would be nice to celebrate a bit though, wouldn't it? I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that if we don't make a fanfare, no one else will and we just get ignored. I have regretted not inviting my family to my DipHE graduation....I just felt that because it wasn't the masters that I really wanted to do, everyone would look down. But studying with a family deserves a different kind of recognition.

Star also to mini herbs for the winning costume!

tilly does the implant dentist do some sort of payment plan? Might be worth asking if you liked the guy.... Blush

Nice to have you back DQ'

CV outfit sounds lovely. Have a great evening. I do wish they did tit tape that actually held them up.....now there's a business idea.

monty how's it going today? Flowers

NU gosh..are you bruised today. Yes a letter of complaint, I think....

I am wrecked....great study day yesterday in W near molls but such a slow chuggy train back into town to get the tube home. Took me 2 hours...I went to bed at 9 last night. Long class this morning, with DH and DS2 off to Birmingham Uni to check out the halls. DD had maths lesson sniffing and coughing, and has now gone off to do a show. She has a party she wants to go to tonight so I think that's why she's being soooo cooperative about the other stuff. Really she's not well enough.

Any way I am celebrating not collapsing into total decrepitude with a nice scone and tea in a local tearoom. An hour of peace Smile. I am also somewhat pleased to have acquired a private client who wants to pay me for twelve (12, xii) sessions in advance and has paid for all the treatment materials.... Yay.

magimedi · 19/03/2016 15:43

Congratulations, Stropps.

DQ - have you been on holiday?

Just had a lovely swim & DH is cooking tonight so a life of ease for me!!

Hoping to firm up on a trip to France to see PFGD this evening. YAY!

herbaceous · 19/03/2016 15:47

Manly pat on the back for Stropps. That really is most impressive. Yiu now need to start believing how great you are!

I have just returned from helping out at DS's Easter fair, where I had the cushy number of assisting on the Easter card craft table. Which, by its very nature, only attracted nice calm children who wanted to spend ages drawing and sticking. And involved plenty of sorting pens into colours, and other soothing activities.

In Teenager news, in one of the departments I help out, two of the four teachers have handed their notice in, with no jobs to go to. That's how bad the place is.

MI - re opticians, before you splash out on glasses you may like to know that Asda do glasses - such as my new driving ones - for a mere £40 INCLUDING LENSES. EVEN VARIFOCALS. and they're not bad!

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Lalsy · 19/03/2016 16:36

Stropps, that is superb. And so pleased your new workplace have clocked how good you are. We knew it all along Grin.

Welcome back DQ!

Herbs, that sounds terribly soothing......

Stropperella · 19/03/2016 16:58

Mmm, Herbs, I need a bit of sorting pens into colours. And ds's cupboards need tidying...

Thank you, my Crepey friends - and you all know that I couldn't, and indeed wouldn't, have done it without you. Flowers Flowers

MI, I liked the amber specs. I recently (2 weeks ago) got new glasses and nobody noticed at all. I am taking this to be a good thing, as it clearly means that they suit me. Usually, my dear friends and family don't hold back from commenting on my glasses choices. Either that, or these are so bad that everyone is struck dumb with horror. :)

Rose, sorry to hear the virus is really hanging around in your house. There do seem to be some potent germs hanging around at the moment. One school that I know of had an outbreak of swine flu recently - I didn't even know that was still doing the rounds.

Gawd, I am getting pissed off with the family "vegetarian" (just for a change), who refuses my offer of roast (free-range) chicken ("I'm not eating a dead bird"), but secretly cooks and scoffs some naff chicken kiev gubbins bought by dh. Obvs, I am not saying anything, as this is clearly just a load of old control bollocks on the mock vegetarian's part, but some days I just find these kinds of things make me peevish.

Now, having had 3 months off doing exercise other than dog walks and my usual sit-ups etc, I am feeling blubbery and trying to get back into circuit training and running. And am also contemplating a bit of swimming (although this always plays havoc with my hair - which as most crepeys know already only has two settings: 1) unruly, and 2) deranged) and I have been perusing the M&S website for some swimwear. I usually only wear utilitarian cozzies with legs, but feel that my current one makes me look like a black pudding. So I was going to go for a more "poolside" look for a grown-up change. I was thinking this, but fear there may not be enough space for my surprisingly ample, if droopy, frontage. Then again, there is also this which is almost as good as my usual Edwardian bathing machine plan. And does of course mean that I would save £££££s on sun cream.

Blackduck · 19/03/2016 17:08

'Without compromising on style'. Really?!?! Never read such a load of bollocks rubbish in my life...

bigTillyMint · 19/03/2016 17:33

Grin Stropps! I have one very similar to the purple one, but maybe I should buy the other one instead of a bikini with lots of sagging blubber on show.

Now exhausted after a long walk (having been to the gym this morning) - I am so unfit ATMBlush

Herbs, I don't suppose Asda do cheap dental implants, do they?

Rose, glad you had a scone - definitely good for the soulSmile

motherinferior · 19/03/2016 17:57

I may defy everyone except QQ on specs:)

Rosebag · 19/03/2016 18:09

One of my favourite Yiddish expressions......halucious: ugly; usually used by mom, as in, “Your hair looks halucious; when was the last time you combed it?” or “Those earth shoes are halucious”

...applied to the second link. No ways Stropps You'd look lovely in the first one, however Grin

CointreauVersial · 19/03/2016 18:16

Tonight I am wearing....... (drumroll)......

the red dress! Don't ever say I don't take your advice.

Off to drinkies shortly, and have been seated in main hall, after all that fuss, with besties by my side. DD1 had a fine time photographing herself in the Hogwarts cloister and has gone to eat burgers with DH.

Spring is sprung, the grass is ris, I wonder where the crepeys is
Rosebag · 19/03/2016 18:19

Fab CV Have a lovely time and be confident...you look the business x

bigTillyMint · 19/03/2016 18:36

Looking lovely CV - go and get wastedGrin

We are off out with friends tonight - just having a warm-up G&TWink

MrsSchadenfreude · 19/03/2016 18:44

Dress looks great, CV. Good choice.

The oven has broken and DH doesn't see replacing it as a priority - it can wait until the kitchen gets redone, apparently. We are still waiting for the hall to be replastered, over two years after he stripped the paper off, and for our bathroom to be redone, 2 1/2 years after he ripped out the shower and pulled half the tiles off the wall.

I wish he would fuck off and live somewhere else so that I can get someone in to do the bloody renovations.

bigTillyMint · 19/03/2016 18:51

MrsS, if it was me I would just tell DH that I was going to go ahead and get things sorted. And then do that. But he knows who is bossWink

And he hates/is rubbish at DIYGrin

Lalsy · 19/03/2016 19:07

God, MrsS you have the patience of the proverbial. I'd go ahead too.

Stropps Grin. You will look great in that (first link). I really like it. Guffawing at imaging self or indeed anyone in the second.

herbaceous · 19/03/2016 19:24

That counts as the third strike, Mrs S. Just buy a new oven.

Also, how on earth does he expect delicious food to keep appearing in front of his ungrateful face without an oven?

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motherinferior · 19/03/2016 19:41

Wot Herbs said.

MrsSchadenfreude · 19/03/2016 19:57

Found a Bosch one with good reviews on B & Q website for £200. How easy are they to fit - ie if I bought one, would DH be able to fit it*, or would we need to get a man in?

*He may of course be able to fit it but refuse to in a fit of pique.

herbaceous · 19/03/2016 20:04

Is it gas or electric?

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MrsSchadenfreude · 19/03/2016 20:06

Electric.

CremOlafoam · 19/03/2016 20:25

You will need an electrician Mrs S. Who you can also ask if they happen to know a plumber and a decorator. Hells teeth just get the whole gang of 'trades' in over dhs head. Diy sos I'd sayGrin

Stropps amazing result from an amazing woman !StarStarStar

Go CV hope it's a rollicking good night in Morse-land.

Here we have tasted the delights of the M&S £10 meal deal. Mnnn profiteroles. Mmmm, rosé, mnnn parmentier potatoes.....Wine

herbaceous · 19/03/2016 21:07

Yes, I think they have to be wired directly into the wall these days.

Take a day off work, line up an army of tradespersons, and get all the renovations done in one fell swoop. Then sit back and enjoy his face.

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Blackduck · 19/03/2016 21:56

Agree with all the above. Sort and present him with bill...

magimedi · 19/03/2016 22:39

Go! CV. The dress looks amazing - as do the shoes.

MrsS - please stop putting up with all this shit from your DH.

You come across to me as such a strong, intelligent, clever & capable woman.

Maybe you should 'fuck off & live somewhere else'.

Sorry if I have said too much - I have sat on my hands re you & your (D)H but have had Wine tonight so am emboldened.

Am happy to get my coat.