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Spring is sprung, the grass is ris, I wonder where the crepeys is

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herbaceous · 07/03/2016 11:07

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Lalsy · 18/03/2016 23:24

What, so you stick your clothes to your body and they stay put? Wish I'd known about that when hot-glue-gunning dd into her prom dress.

CointreauVersial · 18/03/2016 23:41
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Auriga · 18/03/2016 23:43

You'll look sensational in the red CV.

Well done on fancy dress triumph herbs.

Here, district nurse phoned today to say she's coming to do urgent assessment. Then called to say not coming till next week after all, as I'm a doctor so obviously Mum's in safe hands Hmm

I'm peeved, but resigned. No doubt she has more urgent things to do on a Friday afternoon.

DM now needs total personal care & morphine requirement is going up steeply. Have booked carers for next week, when I'm working. Seems unlikely that it will come to that but you never know.

Started reading War & Peace after all. Tis bloody good. No wonder people go on about it so much

MontserratCaballe · 19/03/2016 06:34

Auriga, that sounds tough. Awful the way that you have been unsupported just because you are medical. I hope you are able to get some rest in this weekend as well. Do you think you will be up to singing tonight? I too am reading war and peace. A fine distraction from everything else.

Cv, the red dress is lovely. I, however, would need underground cables rather than just tape to keep my tits in. Have fun tonight.

All the kids are up and dd2 is opening presents for her birthday. I made a cake yesterday and asked dd1 to finish it off today. I will have a shower then hit the road. The day is shaping up to be long.

Have a good day y'all.

Auriga · 19/03/2016 06:59

Hi Montserrat. No, I can't leave her to go & sing. DH would help her, but don't want him to have to take her to bathroom & undress her etc. Agency need notice to provide carers, especially at the weekend. But she's going downhill so fast, I'd probably stick around anyway because it reassures her.

It's a bit like being back on Planet Newborn, just going from minute to minute & doing what you can. But without the sore nipples.

bigTillyMint · 19/03/2016 07:23

Oh Auriga, how hard for you. Crappy that they are not offering you the same support just because you're medicalFlowers I totally get that you don't want your DH to have to do that personal stuff. I feel very lucky/relieved that DM is being looked after and I don't have to do it - I am not made to be a good carer.

Monty, it does sound like a long day - glad it started positively (for your DD at least!) and hope your trip goes OKFlowers

Old age is totally like regression into childhood/toddler/baby stage. Very hard for them and us.

CremOlafoam · 19/03/2016 07:32

Auriga, so sorry things are very difficult at the moment. It must a completely draining that you can't now leave her with Dh. Sorry too, you will miss a night of signing as it is particularly uplifting activity for you I think. Understand about getting careers at short notice. Very glad you are posting often though. Vent on.

herbs - completely forgot to congratulate you on the sensational winning costume. It sounded awesome. How creative ! I adore an inspired costume. Well some you ds for winningGrin

Lol at tit/toupé tape. It's a revelation isn't it? [grin]@glue gun Lalsy. Ouch!

CV , have a fabulous evening tonight. Shake your booty, whatever you wear! Hope you aren't too nervous.Thanks

Rose, how is the house of illness? Hope everyone is feeling a little better.Thanks

CremOlafoam · 19/03/2016 07:33

Apologies for auto corrections -had wrong specs on. Duh

motherinferior · 19/03/2016 07:45

Interrupting this broadcast with a message for CV from Our Mutual Friend - she has tried to send you a message, won't be at reunion tonight but would love to be in touch.

As you were.

Blackduck · 19/03/2016 08:05

Auriga :( so very sorry. Holding hands.

It's all so bloody awful isn't it?!

motherinferior · 19/03/2016 08:10

It is.

NUFC69 · 19/03/2016 08:56

Auriga, much strength over the coming days. I, too, am Shock that because you're a doctor they think it's ok to leave you to manage.

CV, I would go with the red dress (but I am a big fan of red), although I appreciate the comfort thing (firmly on fence, really).

I hope the return of students is going well and that there is much chatting going on.

DS and DDiL left the house at seven this morning to head to the Next sale (new sofa needed - am just hoping that they don't think there is room for it here).

McArthur Glen very disappointing yesterday: we bought Cadbury's misshapes and that was all. Embarrassing moment at lunch - when I stood up from my comfortable armchair in Patisserie Valerie, the chair skidded across the wooden floor and i landed with a thump on my backside! Everyone rushed to help, but with my knee these days getting up from the floor is a challenge.... Have decided I will drop them an email as if I had been a properly old lady I might have fractured something.

Rosebag · 19/03/2016 09:24

Only rushing in as daytime class arriving......to say....
auriga all I can do is send love and support. I'm appalled that the nurses are leaving you high and dry based on a judgement about your profession. There does need to be someone else to deputise for you though, on occasion. Hopefully the carer agency will come up with someone that DM will tolerate once in a while. I am so sorry have this to deal with.

monty have texted you and will respond to your reply soon.

CV as a veteran of black tie, tit tape (oh yes) and badly fitting strapless bras....I sympathise. You need to feel lovely to have a lovely time though. Red dress is gorgeous. Take it to a lingerie shop this afternoon and get the right underwear and the need for tit tape will be minimal? Have a great time. At least you won't get the stick i got with the red "hello rabbi" dress.

I am still full of cold and DD has been right poorly. Thanks cremo . Laters xxx

CointreauVersial · 19/03/2016 10:24

MI, I noticed she wasn't on the guest list. Sad Neither is our "esteemed" Health Minister. Guess he is too busy dealing with his portfolio. Hmm

CointreauVersial · 19/03/2016 10:29

Oh, and there's a late entry to the "potential outfit" list. When I did the catwalk for DH last night he asked if I had a skirt I could wear with the gold top, instead of the trousers. Of course! I have a maxi length black pleated skirt, very swishy, just begging to be worn. It looked quite cool, actually, and with a bit of trendy half-tucking will nicely disguise my lack of waist.

Anyway, must get on. Legs have been de-forested, but still have nails to do, bag to pack etc. DH and the DDs are coming with me to look around college, partake in "tea with the President" then will push off home later.

Dreamqueen · 19/03/2016 11:13

marking place, need to catch up.

Stropperella · 19/03/2016 12:55

CV, have a brilliant time at the reunion. I am sure you will look very elegant, whichever outfit you choose. Also, please tell me your secret for getting your hair to grow so quickly - it's so long now!

Auriga, I am glad that your dd is continuing to be a bright spot in what sounds like a very dark time. So sorry to hear about your dm's rapid decline and what sounds like your imprisonment. Hope dh is providing both lovely meals and lots and lots of tlc for you.

MI, BD, Monty - sending you all my very best wishes for dealing your ailing and fading parents. And well, I'm just sending love and strength to all crepeys who are dealing with crumbling parents. Just remember to be kind to yourselves also, and know that we are all only capable of doing our best in trying circumstances. We are not super-human and we are not miracle-workers. It's ok to do some bin-jumping if it helps. :)

I have had an extremely challenging week with dd and her school. I will not burble on. Just to say, I was also very tired, PMT-ish and had had, quite frankly, quite enough of bloody emails from said academic institution and texts from dd, as though I have nothing else to do in my life aside from act as her PA. I did all of it and managed to avoid any bin-jumping - but only just. I have, however, done inordinate amounts of swearing. And have earned myself a reprimand from ds. Blush I fear Mon-Thurs next week will involve more swearing.

Ds now has a lovely purple cast on his arm. He was replastered with a full cast on Thurs and was most put out to see a large piece of metal actually sticking out of his arm when they took the back slab off. Dh took a picture. Hmm Dh forgot to do sundry other important pieces of admin, which means I now have to contact the fecking hospital for paperwork. My dm was most excited by the idea that she could whizz in and be SuperGran when she heard about ds's injury and the school issuing sundry ultimatums to dd. On Tuesday, dm drove down to tend to ds during the day and she also took dd to school to get her to a practical science exam. With 5 mins to spare. And then cooked everyone lunch. My dm and I can barely spend more than a few hours in each other's company before wanting to kill each other, but I do have to concede that she is very practical and pretty impressive for someone of nearly 86. Especially as her health is not A1.

In professional news, I didn't bother to go to the "graduation ceremony" Hmm for the course I did last year (I never bother with graduations and awards ceremonies - like big parties and weddings, they are very much not my thing), but I got a FB message from a friend who was at the do and she told me that I got a distinction. I was a bit sceptical and thought she might have misheard when they read out my name, but I got the certificate in the post this morning. Award "for consistent levels of excellence throughout the course". It's fair to say I sweated blood for the whole of last year, but I'm completely gobsmacked at that meaning that I actually achieved something! I told my line manager on Thurs that there was a possibility I had got a special mention and she very sweetly said, "But we knew that already." She has also done a lot of shouting and huffing on my behalf with the school bigwigs to get an increase in my hourly pay (related to a small stuff-up they had made with my contract). Yay :)

bigTillyMint · 19/03/2016 13:12

Hooray Stropps!WineCakeFlowers Not that I am remotely surprised. And great that your line manager is onto itSmile
Glad to hear your DS is on the mend with help from his granny.

CV, the gold swishy skirt outfit sounds great - is that your final decision? Hope you have a lovely time - is it your first visit back there in some time?

Have had a restorative catch-up with a lovely friend and am off for a dog walk with another, but need to make DS a birthday cake first as I won't have enough time now till his birthday on Tues. Chocolate. Fancy trying a new recipe, so off to browse!

Stropperella · 19/03/2016 13:37

Thank you, BTM! Sounds as though you're having a nice, relaxing day. Mmm, chocolate cake. I think I may also need to make some. And pour myself a nice glass of cold fizz this evening.

Ds is going to go back to taekwando next week and do a "sparathon" in aid of getting a hot tub for another boy in his taekwando group, who has Duchennes Muscular Dystrophy. The TK teachers encouraged him to go in, as he can still do all the line work and theory and they are going to put him with another person who has an injury for the "sparathon". As she is on crutches (and twice his size in, er, every way), and he can only use his legs, that is going to make for entertaining viewing. He was back in school yesterday and has been given an ipad to do his work on, as he can't write. He is still pissed off about missing the county tag rugby finals and the regional schools swimming gala, though.

motherinferior · 19/03/2016 13:39

Well done Stropps!

Hi DQSmile

bigTillyMint · 19/03/2016 13:49

Stropps, you deserve at least one glass of fizz!
Glad your DS was back into school and can do the sparathon.

Here I am reeling from the eye-wateringly high report/quote from the lovely dentist. I knew it would be a lot, but....
If anyone knows of any other dentists doing major implant/restoration work in my area, please let me know!

Hi DQSmile

I have put a Mary Berry chocolate fudge cake in. Fingers crossed!

motherinferior · 19/03/2016 13:52

And anyone who wants to give views on yet more glasses on FB: I may have to get hideously pricey varifocals but as part of the hideous price is work-related I reckon I could get them on my work account.

Also picked up nice earrings for DD1 and for me in Sainsbury's this morning. She's gone off to Object To Things. The placard didn't fall very far from the tree...Grin

Blackduck · 19/03/2016 14:06

Stropps go you :)

Here we have spent a hideous amount on very nice cheese, I am working on the finances (mainly asking do where his money goes) and trying to get do to finish off some tres boring DT homework......

I am also looking at an Ancient History syllabus for ds

Dreamqueen · 19/03/2016 14:09

Wow! so much has happened while I've been away.
Flowers to you who are dealing with parent issues. My heart goes out to you.

stropps hope ds arm heals quickly. he doesn't sound at all phased by such a traumatic event. you must be proud of him taking it in his stride & wanting to go to tae kwan do.

Cv gold top & black skirt sounds like a winning classy outfit. Hope you have a good time.

MI I got new glasses while away, choosing the frames always sends me into meltdown in case I don't like them when they're made up. i've got varifocals too & they've changed my life, not having to switch glasses and generally not being able to find the other pair.

Btm the dentist's price/quote always amazes me, especially since I've got older, never needed much done when young but accept it now as a sign of advancing years. Good luck with the treatment plan.

So much has happened on here that I can't keep up to mention in my post. so apologies for anything I've missed. Wifi when I was away was a bit slow so didn't try to keep up with events in Crepey Land but it's nice to be back.

CointreauVersial · 19/03/2016 14:23

Welcome back, DQ.

Fantastic result, Strops, and well deserved. I am in awe of your achievements.

Just arrived in Oxford...