I don't like wearing clothes with another woman's face on them. I fear my rather ordinary but inoffensive face would look hideous in comparison. Also people's eyes will be drawn to her face, which is near your crotch. Awkward.
I can't be around images of junk food, it just makes me want to eat doughnuts when I otherwise wouldn't. Hence the top would be out.
However, in general, I think I might like your style.