I am not venturing into AIBU so I'll post here.
But I blind-bought a bottle of Cristalle EDP online after one of those 'Which perfume suits your personality?' online tests. Apparently my personality must be much like being smothered to death on new car upholstery near to a boggy riverbank. It must be a love it or hate it fragrance. I can see that some might love it, but I feel on the verge of gagging when I first spray it on. Just before the scent disappears on me altogether it gets nicer. Just before it disappears.
I am disappointed. And I feel like a twat for buying perfume online without finding out what it smells like first. Might it grow on me?