Wow, cresset. You really mean what you say!
I am incandescent with jobsworth-induced fury. The HR department (which is of course in the council, in a different building, with about 50 people in it of which I have had dealings with five already) sent me by email no fewer than eight 'new starter' forms to fill in. I filled them in and took them to my induction yesterday.
Naturally, I couldn't hand them to my new manager. They had to be handed to HR, at an appointment. They didn't have any appointments yesterday, so I made one for this afternoon, arranging the whole day around it and dragging DS with me, to present all my forms, and my passport and various forms of ID so they can do my DBS. Which they had told my line manager would be a formality.
I negotiate the over-the-top security to find yet another HR person telling me that I should have gone on to their website to sort out the DBS online. This fact is buried in page four of one of the aforementioned forms. So I have to make another appointment. He's not sure if I can start on Monday.
While I'm there, I think I might as well go and get my security pass. Without with I can't get into any of the offices or teaching rooms. Jobsworth in charge of that, without looking at me, says that he only does it until 3pm (it's now 3.45) then answers the phone and turns away from me.
I bloody hate this arsing job and I haven't even started yet.