We're going on holiday - 
But it looks like it's going to p*ss down all week 
So no chance of tanning my raddled old carcass.
I'm prepared to fake it though (not going down the sunbed route)
I've been using a Gatineau Tan Accelerator in the vain hope of sun, so I'll put that away till next year (alongside my suntan lotion I reckon)
I can get to Tesco tomorrow. Is their own brand okay?
Or is there anything else I should thing of ( non animal tested please)
TIA.