Wish I want describing myself but I sadly am!
I'm wide across the back and chest, boobs are ok with a decent bra, big tummy, and chunky but shapely legs. 20 on top, 16-18 on the bottom.
I've got a knee length shift style black lace-over-nude dress with three quarter length sleeves which is nice but not very summer.
I've also got a couple of Lady V floral tea dress sort of things. More summer but less flattering.
I quite fancy a bright maxi with a wee bolero or something but maybe I'm too short at 5'3" ... would need to be wearing killer heels anyway though.
Any suggestions at all?