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Please dress me....

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Tweedledeewantstobealaydee · 14/04/2015 20:07

....... I think I am a bit of a challenge. I am 5'9", size 14 - though sometimes 16 on top. I have mahoosive boobs, 34G and a fat, wobbly mummy tummy. I am very short waisted - in fact my waist is hidden in the "rain shadow" of my monster norks. I quite like my legs 33"ish and I have slim hips. I am happy with my colours but am really trying to find clothes which reduce my norkage, skim my fat tummy and make me look less like a rugby player looking for a pub fight. Any tips/links will be more gratefully received than you can imagine :).

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Reginafalangie · 14/04/2015 20:10

I am sure you are painting a much worse picture of yourself OP Smile

First things first do you have good fitting bras? I ask because they can lift giant boobies enough to create/give you back your waist as it will exist it is just hidden.

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Tweedledeewantstobealaydee · 14/04/2015 20:20

Not worse - but honest! I am reasonably happy with my face, have a very expensive haircut/colour every 6/8 weeks and had myself measured up at R&P where I went from a 40D to a 34GG. It really is about the styling for me - I think I need low Vs but I really, really don't like baggy clothes. Am thinking I need something quite structured. Thanks for replying.

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Reginafalangie · 14/04/2015 20:22

There is a range of different looks here

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Tweedledeewantstobealaydee · 14/04/2015 20:26

Thanks Regina - am off to have a good look.

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