Clarks Fugly sandals.

[Armpitt]

I think I really like these www.clarks.co.uk/p/26108791
think the silver might be de trop and the black not nice, maybe the snakeskin

They look v like double-strap Birkenstocks, which I used to have and love in silver.

they do a bit but less cornish pasty ish

And another pair from M&S

I saw these online the other day and thought - I am having them! Cant' decide between snakeskin or silver, love them both

Love Clarks, so comfy

They look so comfy! I'm a comfort fiend, would much rather my feet be comfy than blistered!

I want to hate them but I just keep thinking " ooohhhh, comfy!!!"

They're just like birkenstock Arizonas. I really like them, I'm a big fan of fugly sandals.

I think they are horrible, sorry. Then again, my feet are so narrow that I could probably fit both of them into one of those.

I like these though, which I'm pretty sure that the whole world and his dog will hate.

I'm after something similar but I can't wear Birkenstock as they do that silly toe-shape sole which isn't my toe-shape thing..... Does that make sense?

My 2nd and 3rd toes are as long as my big toe, so the slanting moulded toe area sole just doesn't work. Those M&S ones that MrPop linked too look the same.

It's very frustrating as it's hardly unusual to have feet this shape.

I like those Remus, sort of boho Alexa Chung ish. Sadly would look shit on me. My dog loves them too.

Remus if you like those and have small ish feet, get kids shoes!"

Your dog has great (or rather strangely off-kilter, probably) taste, Bill.

I am size 3 and a half, Not, so can wear children's shoes, but they tend to be a bit clunkier looking, and usually black. Have you seen any similar in tan?