I'm going to a gala in a couple of weeks time - this is a rare thing for me so not wanting to spend a fortune whilst of course looking fabulous! And probably something plain that I could wear again instead of a big statement frock
So I need to wear a bra - strapless is a recipe for disaster, reasonably big chest destroyed by breast feeding and sticky out nipples so no slip dresses, spaghetti straps or even strapless dresses. And a pot belly so jersey tends to cling in the wrong places and I suit more tailored pieces and some nips and tucks. And whilst I like my legs I'd prefer to be below the knees.
Me - fussy not at all 
Looking on Net-A-Porter for inspiration on shapes and colours before going a bit cheaper
I like
Vivienne Westwood but worry its a bit prom queen
Vivienne again but jersey so probably wont work
or flapper style possibly look like a big boxy bag on top would prefer a V neck
Would you ever get a cheaper version of something like this
DKNY solves the jersey but would I look like I'd walk off the beach?
ah to be rich, tall and able to carry this off
Anyone want to waste an hour or so helping me look?