According to another thread I'm a some kind of cool, laid back, down with the teens kind of mum.
This is spectacularly inaccurate. I'm a very ordinary sometimes grumpy, sometimes cheerful and often shouty mum.
Thus here I stand a plumpish, shortish 48 year old with greying mousy hair, glasses, M&S legging a Sainsbury's long sleeved t shirt and sketchers wondering how to at least look cool.