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I want a gorgeous arse.

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Ultracrepidarian · 25/10/2014 15:12

I have one but it's non existent, very bony and not comfortable for sitting on. My arse is non existent and my dh loves a good bum. If jeans fit my backside they're too tight to across my hips. If they sort of fit my hips I end up with wide boy rapper arse. Usually a 6 fits my arse but not my hips and 8 is a bit big round my hips and my arse disappears.

I'm desperate for a jean or cord that fits my arse and shows it off, sits comfortably on my hips (I love low rise) and is long enough in the leg.

I'm a 34" bust, 28" waist, 34" hip and 32" leg.

I want to look good I'm 30 with 4 gorgeous dc and I still feel as though I dress like a scruffy student. My youngest is 2 and I'm done with babies.

So where should I shop and what should I wear? I want to look good, I'm wasting too much money on the wrong thing and my poor dh disappears. I know it's not the done thing but I want to put the spark back, I want to get dressed and for dh jaw to hit the floor. I want to turn dh on and turn heads too. So where do I start?

OP posts:
Ilovenicesoap · 28/10/2014 17:54

You need Cake
3 x daily and you can have an arse like mine- I exercise as well so its magnificent Grin

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