Footner and fake tan?

[sillymillyb]

I am a bit drunk, so this may be a disaster in the making.... but...

if i have my feet currently in the fake footners from china, and then put fake tan on before bed, will my feet turn green then fall off? Or should it be ok?

Anyone?

I know I'm being needy but I'm about to slather up!

I once went to bed in my footners when I'd had too much to drink. I was terrified my feet would peel off to the bone, but all was fine.

If you end up with green feet that fall off, just let us know so we don't do it!

Oh, that's good you got to keep your feet Hippy - I am tempted to leave mine on another half hour now!

I will deffo report back as a warning should I end up, er, legless! (haha, I think I'm drunker than I thought - I proper giggled at that!)

Rofl....absobloodylutely no idea but please, in the furtherance of Suffering for the Perfectly Tanned End of Leg Turny-Uppy-Bit, let us know what happened?

Ps generally, when wearing cheapo dangly earrings from china, I always take them off before midnight...just in case.

hmm - well i'd imagine the bits you footnered would fall off leaving you with lovely white feet, no?

a bit like you've got little white socks on

oh, and from experience, fake tan applied when a bit pissed is usually not the best

It isn't a good sign I'm allergic to cheapo earrings from china is it?? Bollocks!

I'm starting to regret this course of action - I have a date and suspect I am about to have sex (for the first time in 3 years!) on Tuesday. I will need to peel my foot scales off him won't I?

I shall report back, don't worry (on the tan, not the sex scales) and then possibly name change :D

oh you'll have needed a scrub down and re-app of fake tan by Tuesday, so no bother there. I reckon it's only really good for 5-6 days.

Ooh I've just done the fake footner too . I am a bit worried my feet will drop off now ...

Shake, my fake tan when pissed results are usually awesome - its when I think about it and concentrate on the application that it goes tits up for me. I overthink it and then I over rub, or something. Much better when I'm slap dash slap it on pissed. It's a gift!

it is a gift - I come out like a giraffe

I'm going for the double application fake tan - you know when you reapply after a few days for a darker colour. Ahhh, lets face it, if he is looking at my feet then he prob isn't the man for me is he?

Don't worry Smile, at least your feet wont be green when they fall off like mine will be :)

I'd be rubbish if I ever gave up alcohol, I clean the house better when I'm pissed too..... hmmmm.... I'm not giving out the right impression here am I?!

Hehe, had to laugh at giraffe though - that's what I turn out like when I concentrate on it!

No and I bet my Tuesday night won't be as exciting as yours either !

Good luck with your date!

Omg ..you remember that princess sommat, amazing red hair, married to one of the Queen's sons, got foto'd having her toes sucked by someone not queen's son and divorce ensued??

D'ya reckon it was because she'd had relationships with a Chinese footner and his whole face fell off?

Yes! Biker you are on to something - I'm sure the press blamed her funny face on botox but you have discovered the truth!!

I am a nervous wreck about date-dom. Its been 3 years, 3 stone and what feels like a life time ago since I last let a man get close to my footners. gulp!

caption competition?!

Ang on....just how did you meet DatemAn? Online was it? Specialist site, was it? Footner Fantasist site was it?

Well if that was so, and he has no bleeding face after it bein dissolved by Certain Substances,like, owin to his Chinese addictions, wot you gettin nervous about?

Ha! Bikermouse that made me laugh - I knew him years ago and as far as in aware he isn't into feet (footnered or otherwise!) gawd, I hope not anyway, my hobbit feet would have him running for the hills!

Anyway, I know you will all be waiting with baited breath to find out, but so far - feet are a lovely brown colour AND haven't fallen off! Double win!

(My head on the other hand is sore,drinking on a school night not big or clever!)

Coffee time at work, quick dive in..

Caption - redhead, footloose and fancyfree seeking soul mate?