You always were a bit dinky
But you let me fit in dresses which were slinky
I could always find a bra that fits
And no-one ever ogled my tits
Now I've pushed out a sprog
And they look a bit odd
They were like balloons cos they grew lots
But now they look like golf balls in socks
I'm a bit sad that my perky boobs are done
But they did spend a year feeding my son.
So I'm not that fussed. :D