Will [[http://www.topshop.com/en/tsuk/product/sale-3246534/sale-3267090/shoes-813/wizard-multi-strap-wedges-2822641?refinements=category~%5b398586%7c398526%5d&bi=1&ps=20 these]] shoes make me look as though I have Brandi Glanville's legs or will I simply break and ankle and look like a tragic snappy legged old woman?