No boobs? No problem! (Or M&S - WTF??!!)

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M&S sportswear - now with drawn-on norks!

www.marksandspencer.com/light-control-thermal-santoni-seamfree-sports-top/p/p22271888

I don't know- it was a play off between the over penciled eyebrows and stencilled norks for me- they're sort of mirroring each other.

Do you think this has been designed with flattened the shit out of your tits sports bras in mind, you know as if to say, really I have breasts under here....

Yeah I'm always worried while running, red faced and sweaty, trying to get fit and healthy, that passers by won't notice my tits, so having some efficiently drawn onto my tshirt would be a real bonus.

The big problem with those things is when the drawn on boobs and your own boobs don't align, so it looks like your boobs are smiling. :):)