Shit Style Advice

[ClaraDeLaNoche]

Not necessarily on MN as we are sooo stylish.

I will start with: take one accessory off to finish your outfit. Nope I'm not Liberace I am only wearing a necklace.

Ruching hides a multitude of sins- no it just lo

I am slim but with big tits and I have to wear fairly low necks otherwise I look like a dumpy sack of spuds.

I am short waisted so even moderate v necks make me look like I am channeling Katie Price.

I am not keen on v necks even if I was small boobed I just don't like them. I sometimes wear polo necks which I know is a nono but with a good bra I am fine with them

Pencil skirts look good on about 20% of Women.

The rest of us have HIPS! Actually rather useful at certain points in becoming a Mum. If only as a support for the laundry basket.

However, no amount of spandex is going to compress solid bone, so pencil skirts and body con dresses are always going to look stupid.