I really need some new jeans as none of my old ones look right since I had DC2 three months ago. I am a size 16 and need petite leg length. I would like high waisted with some stretch in the denim and a flared leg. Anything skinny makes my legs look like prize winning parsnips. So I'd like a seventies style high waisted flare with stretch in the denim and a petite leg. All this ideally for under £50 (the cheaper the better). Any ideas or am I searching for something that doesn't exist?