Don't judge me but I want a onesie

[FragglerockAmpersand]

Can anyone recommend a really warm (insulated?) onesie with a hood - that goes up to plus size? Infuriatingly I'm about a 16 but have a massive arse and thighs.

I know, I know, they're gross; but I seriously do live in the coldest house of all time and work from home, and can't really afford to have the central heating on all day.

The internet's full of the blighters but most of them look very thin and a bit pointless. Can't afford to be too choosy on the style but I do like the whole Aztec and Fair Isle look.

Thanks in advance for not taking the piss

My mum bought me a white fluffy one from Sainsburys; it's fleecy on the inside and fluffy on the outside. It even has ears on the hood and everything.

(I would kill for a cashmere one though...)

Horrendous.

Don't do it ladies!!

What's wrong with some jersey pants and jumper/sweater/fleece? Why must everybody want to look like big bloody babies?

I don't get it.

I bought a jersey onesie for my hen do, which was a camping weekend. It was amazing.

I believe new look have maternity ones online, which I may just have to invest in as it gets colder.

All those saying what about a dressing gown, what about when you go to sainsburys? (Joking!!)

Oh I really want one too. Discovered this site the other night as I shivered on the couch; spent half an hour designing onesies for the DC and me but did not check out as am not wealthy enough

Actually the only reasons I haven't yet bought a onesie are:

1. Hate cheap fleece, want something a bit nicer but never have time to go shopping in person and it is hard to tell online
2. The thought of the merciless mocking I will get from DP when I appear in it

Kids bought dh and I one - they love having a life size teddy to cuddle while watching tv on a Saturday night - it's lovely to see their faces light up when we appear in them, it won't last long....and it makes us smile with the silliness of it all.

Dear Fraggle I am overburdened in pretty much every area, but thankfully in proportion. There is plenty of room in there :)
I am 5'8" and probably maximum height for it, so if you were shorter that that there will be even more room.

All those saying what about a dressing gown, what about when you go to sainsburys?
funny!
(I have considered this too though)

Oo oo, I bought my first recently! I'm not even ashamed, now I've done it

Matalan, grey jersey - the kind with a nice cosy inside - £14. So warm and comfy, I love it. It's got a drawstring bit around the middle so it looks more like a joined up tracksuit and a bit less Tellytubby-ish. Although I would now totally consider a tellytubby style one too. I'm all about the comf

And I definitely didn't wear it to Tesco the other night when I nipped out for some shopping...

I got mine last year from here:

www.boohoo.com/restofworld/search/page/search?q=onesie#esp_cf=ESP_Gender&esp_filter_ESP_Gender=Women&esp_viewall=y

I like the Fair Isle/Aztec type. Mine doesn't have the pom poms though :)

I'm a size 14 and the size 14 I got is generous.

I'm 5'7" and not small of thigh/leg BTW.

I want one too but again not a fleece one I feel like my hair would be constantly static.

I've just bought dh a batman one from primark for xmas. ive seen some really nice ones in next so might try and get one in the sales.

I think I am in shock. Onesie support thread. Love it... but not as much as I love my onesie!

Well, I've just been in Next, and they have the most RIDICULOUS awesome range of onesies, including one that would make me look like a giant cuddly furry cream teddybear

DH is sold on the whole idea and is quite keen to get matching ones, in a display of sickening marital harmony

Still not convinced that any of the ones I've seen will be truly warm, though. Where I live got down to -17 degrees last year, we live in a chily end of terrace Victorian house, and we can't really afford to have the hearting on during the day. I dream of something I can put on over pants and a T shirt and will keep me warm - but am I just chasing rainbows?

I've wondered about getting matching onesies for me and OH for Christmas as a joke... he would laugh, wear it for chirstmas morning and then bin it but I am secretly tempted to this darkest of dark underworlds. My issues are 1) the look of them, that's a given, b) do they have seams on the inside - I wouldn't like that, 3) sweats and tees hide my belly (which is not too bad but you know) and I worry that a onesy would do horrific things with my belly. Can any of you out onesy wearers advise me on the latter two points?

Actually, I'm out, I just googled and found a cosmo article from January this year reviewing the best onesies and I can see that I would look hideous in it!

I love my fluffy Primark ones. It's amazing how warm they keep you (I'm a cold soul).

I don't sleep in mine - too hot and prone to uncomfortable rucking up.

I wear my night Tshirt underneath and just quickly she'd the onesie before hopping into bed. Also warmer when you go to the loo.

Shed ^

I don't sleep in mine either - too hot for me

My husband said he would find it impossible to fancy me ever again if I wore a onesie.

I can see his point.

OMG major onsie failure tonight.

I half dropped off putting DC to bed and then the door buzzer went - grocery delivery. I had completely forgotten about it when I got changed into onsie earlier when I got home from work.

As I'm going to the door I think oh heck I'm in my onsie! First time :) So I open the door and stupidly half apologise for being in onsie like he cares anyway

So I take the delivery etc and they guy seems in quite a hurry and is looking at me sideways. I start putting groceries away and realise I'm feeling a little drafty! Holy cow - DD2 has only uznipped me right down the front and I hadn't realised. I'm practically naked underneath and I am ahem, rather busty! I am wearing a vest underneath but DD had pulled that right down too so I was rather exposed. Poor guys would have got a right eyeful. I'm not liable to be charged am I

MORTIFICATION - Had to share with someone! Let this be a lesson to us all!

I got this one last weekend

www.clothingattesco.com/nightwear+slippers/f+f-fair-isle-onesie/invt/cc322230&bklist=icat,2,wm-onesies

I haven't had the courage to wear it yet and my husband doesn't know I have it. Should I come down in it and surprise him ? or pop it into a conversation to prepare him?

I have a fluffy Next one, its zebra print very tasteful. Incredibly warm!! In fact it hasn't been quite cold enough yet.

Oh BeCool that's quite, quite marvellous - I am sure you made his day and are the talk of the delivery depot!!!!

Cock that's good to know - the one I've got my eye on is just the same but a big white polar bear thing instead of a zebra, so it should be warm enough...

I like that one Iaint - it's less ridiculous than the one I'm thinking of! How warm/thick is it??

I really do need to get hold of it ASAP. I work from home and my study has breezes enough to stir the leaves of the flowers on the windowsill, and I was so cold that I ended up having to have a hot bath and go to bed at 9pm because I had backache. And the town I live in got to TWENTY DEGREES colder than this last winter. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!