I am getting a MumBum™

[PervCat]

that terrible affliction - a FLAT arse
Does anyone have a remedy? Pants wise?

A 21-year-old I work with who is extremely slim and fit also has a distinctly flat bottom. If that's any consolation.

I'd far rather a flat bum than a sticky out or fat one.

I also do pump. I think it stops my bum from drooping.

I have a flat bum! Bugger, I didn't realise it was a bad thing! I've just always been relived I've never worried about how big it is.

I have my bingo wings for that. Give me a big bum any day.

I have a big round juicy butt! Has taken me years to love it but even though im now in early 50s its still ....out there. Im so glad.

You need to do loads of butt exercises at the gym. Loads. Replace the lost fat with muscle.

Haha. My DS has moved up to Pampers size 6 and looks like he's got a Beyoncé bum....perhaps you need to start wearing nappies!!!!!

I've never had an issue with my bum. I like it. It's my thunder thighs I have a problem with. Ham slicer required

Cycling! My bum is pert.