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The Crepe Papers

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motherinferior · 05/10/2013 18:40

Did it!

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motherinferior · 07/11/2013 08:39

Jeezlouise....words fail me.

DP is most offended that I have put readymade cheese sauce on the Ocado order. Grin

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MrsSchadenfreude · 07/11/2013 08:43

I am crying... I cannot face going in.

bigTillyMint · 07/11/2013 08:45

MrsS, how do you find these jobs?! Good LuckFlowers

MI, that (and your colourful photo) reminds me of student days when we bought packet cheese sauce mixes for lasagne as it was cheaper than making our own!

DD left the house at 7.10 this morningShock to meet her friend and revise again for the Spanish CA. She was saying she was going to fail it as she left. How can I give her some more confidence/positivity? She knows it off by heart, FFS!

bigTillyMint · 07/11/2013 08:48

Oh MrsS. Don't let the bastards/bitches grind you down. Hold your head up and go to HR. And get signed off if necessary.

motherinferior · 07/11/2013 09:07

MrsS. I am ringing you NOW.

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herbaceous · 07/11/2013 09:13

Well it sounds like it very much IS NOT YOU, Mrs S, if she's 'well known for having no interpersonal skills'. Which sounds like a nice way of saying 'yes, she's a dysfunctional bitch'. Sounds like the perfect opportunity to write your novel, if nothing else, while looking for another job. Or plotting demise of BB.

I had a boss like that once. It made me ill. When I complained to the big boss, he said 'yes, I know she's hideous, but I'm leaving in six months so don't care'. I left.

Stropperella · 07/11/2013 09:37

Oh MrsS, what a complete bummer. I have to say I am a bit Confused as to why these nutjobs remain in the employ of the establishment that you work for. "no interpersonal skills"?? What's she doing there, FFS? Good luck with HR, although it sounds like the whole lot of them need a gigantic kick up the arse.

When I lived in Germany, I once worked for a Boss From Hell who was a huge control freak and bully. It was his company, so he figured he could do what he liked. I was the most junior employee (all the others were engineers), but he swore at everyone and regularly threw things at people. He was convinced that he spoke and wrote perfect English and it took me some time to figure out that when he gave me things he had written to "proofread", I was not actually supposed to make any corrections, just to tell him that he was a linguistic genius as well as an IT hotshot. He had learnt his English from Americans and was convinced that "appropriate" was spelt "abbrobriate" (try saying it in a US accent) and got in a fearsome rage when I corrected this. He threw a phone at me when I tried to show him the dictionary. And that was an olden days desk phone.
I created a rude cartoon of Loony Boss on the Unix graphics editor (IT olden days) on my workstation and something unfortunate happened and it appeared in an endless scroll on all the workstations in the building. I got sacked. Grin

BTM, I wish I could offer you some words of wisdom re: your dd, as her attitude to her Spanish test sounds horribly familiar. However, the only thing that works for my dd under those circs is when she gets a decent result, which then buoys her up for a while. I keep going on and on that as long as you've done your best, that's all that counts.

Stropperella · 07/11/2013 09:42

ps: I still have a printout of that cartoon on the pinboard in our office. And after I got sacked I got a job working for an organic wine cooperative run by hippies. The top hippies in the commune used to award everyone a really long lunch break some days so they could go and have a tantric sex session. Grin I've had some great jobs, I have. Grin

motherinferior · 07/11/2013 09:45

Oh god the boss from hell. Mine drove me, genuinely, to the brink. He's a People's Peer now. When I resigned he told me to go without working my leave 'because I don't want people to be here who don't want to be' which made me feel even less valued than I had before.

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bigTillyMint · 07/11/2013 11:08

You will have plenty of stories about work to entertain your old school chums with, Stropps!

Blackduck · 07/11/2013 11:18

MrsS what an absolute bitch! What relevance is your personal life, or where you wear your wedding ring!?

FGS I am Angry for you.

At least our Head Honcho has made us ALL feel we are worthless......

Stropps - you have to post that picture ;)

Cremolafoam · 07/11/2013 11:24

Mrs S , this is not good. Yanbu btw.
Please please let hr take it seriously for you. They must know that this woman has form. Fingers crossed for you . How can they expect you to do personal admin for 6 weeks FGS.
Ridiculous.
Sad

wilbur · 07/11/2013 12:06

Oh MrsS, I'm so sorry your boss is such a cow. Gawd - where do they find these people? And they get to work in a posh office and earn big money and have people do stuff for them. I'm delightful to work with and have to I work my arse off and do all my own filing, in a draughty office and earn peanuts. 'Snot fair.

Re school / uni reunions - I am just about ready to go to a school one although a few years ago I wouldn't have given it a thought. Uni ones are good although I'm lucky enough to see a lot of Uni friends on a regular basis - our gang was blessed with an Organiser (now a head teacher, natch) who keeps track of everyone and gets us together. My one lovely Uni boyfriend recently put up a new Facebook photo and he has turned into a total silver fox and looks fantastic... Am now a bit Envy of his wife.

wilbur · 07/11/2013 12:14

I had a BFH too - film producer just like the one in Swimming With Sharks (you should rent that MrsS, you could get a lot of vicarious satisfaction out of it). He used to phone me and just say "A C" which meant "Wilbur, could you please turn the aircon up/down)". What breathtaking lack of respect to not even speak to someone in full sentences. In a print run of 1000 stapled leaflets, he found one with a single page the wrong way up and filed it in my work record file. I quit when he said I had to keep his bonsai tree alive.

motherinferior · 07/11/2013 12:21
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addle · 07/11/2013 12:29

Second everyone else, Mrs S - this is just awful and not tolerable for you.

my BFH used to fire paper clips at the baby birds outside the window that annoyed her in between endless nipping home to change her clothes for lunch when called for a meeting with her (married) boss she was having an affair with and delicately explaining to me that i simply wasn't as creative as her favourite employee - using a horse-based analogy in which i was the cart horse

hattymattie · 07/11/2013 12:36

Mrs S Sad - just to ditto Wilbur - I cannot understand how certain people get into well paid managerial positions when they're complete bastards and incompetent.

Love the photo MI.

All quiet here except DH told me he could go and manage their office in Monaco although it would effectively mean a demotion. He said obv we couldn't live in Monaco, most people commute in from around Nice. I thought this sounded like a nice option - DH seems committed to Paris. I do Wonder if an easier life with a bit of sea and sun is not a bad trade off for a lower salary when you're on your fifties!

DH however then reminded me about uni fees. DD1 has submitted her UCAS application and the waiting is far worse than I remember when it was me. Not only that, I can check on The Student Room to see who's got offers so particularly nerve-racking.

motherinferior · 07/11/2013 12:58

Nice sounds...nice Grin

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motherinferior · 07/11/2013 12:59

Like being Brigitte Bardot though obviously without the dodgy politics.

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lalsy · 07/11/2013 13:22

Mrs S, it sounds horrible. Many years ago, I was told I had to sit at an empty desk for 3 months doing nothing, in the lead up to redundancy. My legal advice suggested that this could be considered constructive dismissal in some cirx. It might be worth checking out what the current position is, in case that provides a lever???? I hope you can get this sorted.

I once got kicked by my boss (I was chewing my pen in a very dull meeting, and it exploded, so my mouth, tongue and lips were blue and if I tried to speak, loads of blue dribble came out; he seemed to think a good kicking would help this appalling state of affairs).

HattieMattie, my dd is about to press the big red UCAS button. She claims to be entirely on top of the process while singing lalala with her fingers in her ears. No fun.

CointreauVersial · 07/11/2013 13:24

Blimey, you lot have worked with some arses, haven't you?

My worst boss was only mildly horrible, in a snidey, two-faced, unsupportive way. I eventually resigned, however it was probably a very good time for me to go career-development-wise, and I certainly moved to bigger and better things.

"Personal admin"??! Suggest you take a stack of glossy mags, an iPod and a selection of nail varnishes to work, and chill out very ostentatiously.

Current boss is largely absent overstretched MD; I have probably spent about 10 minutes in his presence this year. Suits me.

herbaceous · 07/11/2013 13:37

My BFH used to hand her put-upon PA a stapler and staples, and ask her to put the latter into the former. She wouldn't let said PA take a holiday, and when PA eventually did she returned to find someone else in her desk that BFH had appointed. To give her her due, PA then continued to come into work every day, sit on a nearby desk and read the paper until the firm paid her off.

herbaceous · 07/11/2013 13:45

Ugh. Just looked her up on Linked In, and her self-aggrandising puff has brought back all the angst.

Cremolafoam · 07/11/2013 13:47

lalsy and hatty, dd is about to submit ucas form too. A Lot Of Dithering going on. Feckin personal statement dithering. Trying to be supportive- Cremola but very hard because of dithering. ( and havering)Shes going to apply to trinity Dublin too so yay, another sodding form.
whoop.
Hatty stay away from Student room of EVIL Hmm

hattymattie · 07/11/2013 14:48

We've pressed the red button Crem and lalsy but did all the dithering, and now the waiting - just before we start applying for the French side of things.

Crem - the Student Room is compulsive.

MI - the trouble with the South of France is I definitely am not Bardot and consequently would feel even less glam than I already feel. Plus I might even have to wear ... swimming costumes Shock