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My new pink button

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SundaySimmons · 16/09/2013 22:29

No, I'm not talking about a coat fastening.

My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!
Features:
• Bettie - Think of that favorite lipstick you wear for those dressy black tie affairs and think "Bettie". This shade blends with a woman's own skin tones to bring out that "sexy hot pink, I am fired up, look". Go dancing this weekend and remember to bring "Bettie" along!
• Dye System Kit includes 20 disposable applicators, mixing dish, labia colorant dye and instructional guide.
• Our Products are Never Tested on Animals, but it will bring out the Animal in You!
• Easy to use - applies in just one minute - and your pink is back!
• 20 applications per bottle

www.mynewpinkbutton.com/content/Product_List.htm

Think I'll pass on this but if I get any complaints I will just rub a strawberry over my bits.

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 16/09/2013 22:55

Hmm can't say that I've looked that close TBH.

I'll pass too.

Ohh, not tested on animals...........no still a No-Go.

lurkingaround · 16/09/2013 23:04

Sheesh. Learn something new every week

Just where did you come across that?!

ironmansmum · 17/09/2013 20:49

Oh my word! Shocked.
Would rather spend money on my face and get my money's worth!

finlaysmum12 · 17/09/2013 20:54

god, trying not to laugh out loud as I know my 12 year old will want to know what i'm laughing at.....

madmomma · 17/09/2013 21:14

Erm... I just don't know what to say to that really. Stupidity knows no bounds it would seem.

bishboschone · 17/09/2013 23:14

Have you read the ' reviews'?

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