Genesis, Nursery Cryme 
'why don't you touch me, touch me,
Why don't you touch me, touch me touch me
Now, now, now, now, now?'
etc (outing myself as More Crepey Than Youse)
Still know all the words to Harold the Barrel as well 
Stropps, we can aspire to crone-hood like Germaine Greer. There's a great painting of her embracing this look in the NPG