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Madonna's teeth. I've clearly missed something.

59 replies

Snowflakepie · 22/08/2013 16:59

But mainly they just look awful, like she's eaten something and its all stuck, or not brushed for decades.

Is this really 'in' at the moment? I know I'm hardly style conscious but this just made me snort. Celebs and their money Grin

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eurochick · 23/08/2013 11:13

Oh dear.

SPBisResisting · 23/08/2013 11:18

Apparently loads of people have them. Just googled. Look awful and ad others say they must be a plaque haven

karmakoala · 23/08/2013 11:42

oh they're really bad.

My nans teeth look like that, she smokes 40 a day...

lifesgreatquestions · 23/08/2013 13:01

Shocker! And the other pics of Rhianna et al none better!

YoniTime · 23/08/2013 13:09

Is it like jewelry for your teeth?!

noddyholder · 23/08/2013 13:17

Tbh I would be hugely disappointed if she didn;t do this stuff

StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 23/08/2013 13:57

I just wonder why she would want to draw attention to such horrible teeth by wearing it, perhaps if they were all even and white it might look better.

Quaffle · 23/08/2013 14:12

She's just ridiculous.

Those things would look revolting on a young person but on her they're even worse.

I think the ridiculousness comes from the fact that things like that don't improve anyone's looks (quite the opposite) so she's not doing it to look nicer, but just desperately trying to look younger and desperation is so un attractive.

PostBellumBugsy · 23/08/2013 14:20

I'm with noddy - I'd be disappointed too if she didn't do this kind of thing. I hope she doesn't grow old gracefully - I want her to be chopping and changing her image & making us all say "oh look at Madonna" until she dies.

ThursdayLast · 23/08/2013 14:23

Ha, have googled and am now in the loop.

All I keep thinking is that they will wear the enamel away on her teeth! It's giving me the nails down blackboard feeling

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noddyholder · 23/08/2013 15:46

Why the assumption she is doing it to improve her looks in the eyes of others? Thanks god she just keeps on going and hasn't succumbed to the 50s uniform of ill fitting jeans and waterfall cardis.

YoniTime · 23/08/2013 16:06

I'm actually glad she keeps doing her own thing with style too.

But this thing...so it's called grillz? Is it removable or is it glued to your gums or what?

mignonette · 23/08/2013 16:08

They clip onto your teeth. An erode the enamel from other teeth if you have an under or over bite.

Lazysuzanne · 23/08/2013 17:12

I'm not sure I exactly like the teeth but generally I think she looks great, I hope I look that good at 55
(fat chance of that mind:o )

NickyNackyNooNoo · 23/08/2013 17:19

Not sure it's one of her best 'looks'.

I like her hair though, bouncy and salon like - flick flick flick

MisselthwaiteManor · 23/08/2013 17:21

I think it looks ridiculous on anyone, it's not her age, rhianna looked stupid with junk on her teeth too.

Mintyy · 23/08/2013 17:21

Arf!

Mintyy · 23/08/2013 17:25

This is a 50 year old who looks good for her age Jodie Foster

KhloeKardashian · 23/08/2013 17:31

What ever face treatments she is having, are much better than the pillow face look she had.

AmandaHoldenmigroin · 23/08/2013 17:41

No, Kendra Wilkinson did this about 6 years ago.

valiumredhead · 23/08/2013 17:47

Pillow face was an odd look indeed.

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lurkingaround · 23/08/2013 18:04

Jeez. They are shocking. I suppose that's the idea. Who let her out like that? They look v uncomfortable.

Jodie looks great.

noddyholder · 23/08/2013 18:39

Josie foster looks good people used to say i looked like her sadly not anymore! And she is 4 yrs older than me Shock

MissOtisRegretsMadam · 23/08/2013 18:41

Rather look at that than at her crotch in a nude babygro!

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