Forgive me, S&B, for I have sinned....

[MelanieCheeks]

I did venture into Marksies this morning after my Zumba class, and I did try on these tan mule slingbacks

And they looked so good with my gold painted toenails, and with my clothes and my bag....reader, I bought them!

Now, what penance do you suggest?

You MUST wear them with this,

www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/product/vintage-pronuptia-size-14-greenturqoise-bridesmaids-dress-hd_89060960

Whilst eating a pineapple stick cheese hedgehog thingy and drinking Babysham...

£100! For a cowbell!!!

Style...ahem...is costly. But are you worth it?

..I forgot to say the 'Modom...' (when advising you )

Never mind you can console yourself with this..

I thought...genuinely...'How lovely..' (when drunk)

Modom. I resemble that remark!

I had a pair of shoes like that....when I was 14. And without the horrible sling back bit. Seem to recall I wore them with a ubiquitous long black skirt and some spaghetti strap top. I'm sure there are still some shops in South Wales who could help you complete your look